@slackHQ slack bot is so fucking annoying i want to slap him @nuclearblasteu fix your fucking shit i want to listen to nightwish on spotify That my friend, is the minority vote. still alive dont worry @nprgreene in elevator at work, hit floor 3 button... start going up emergency phone rings, and automatically picks upand it's a robo call! Hello this is Charles Bradley black books They say drop dead, i can't i got a lot left all i want is a '70 chevelle I got some jacquins sloe gin thinking it might taste ok... but they should really just brand it as a value cough syrup for adults #blooodymary if it ain't spicy ya might was well order a g+t Nothin like Abners Hooverphonic fulfills my nightwish urges in public welcome to the good lifeeeee when u accidentally start watching mad men again having major job senioritis Wombats vs? mfw people do dumb stuff RT @Colli_flower94: Lol https://t.co/OVPxq7dyMW ayup RT @anamericangod: coheed AND cambria? in this economy!? i do not believe that my medication is working any longer. Red eye flight / work combo doing good for my mind & soul Le Pen, how I love thee! counter-revolutionary trying to get my boss to order us a liquor cart on amazon @CivilWarMap all gov't controlled areas are missing on the map right now... all red is missing? SDF takes Tabqah dam. damn who's trying to start a gang? I already have a trench coat @CivilWarMap why not /r/syriancivilwar? coldest of shoulders \" I'm like the public intoxication Jedi Master. Ever done a live televised debate drunk? I have.\" ooooooh buttercup! irish potatoes vs real potatoes best rapper i paid dues now dudes pay attention t-35 success means gettin sleep fuck 'art' San Cristobal Quinteseence | Ashton Cigars - Ashton® Official Website https://t.co/QzkY1zCeP4 via @AshtonCigar RT @zachbraff: Happy Valentines Day. https://t.co/8pFjskaHva newo ikkin Carla: we're having a baby! JD: Yes we are! RT @MLP_officiel: \"Je ne me sens ni de droite, ni de gauche : je me sens de France ! Je défends l'intérêt des Français.\" #QDI @LCP Avant-guardian angel @jakeiguess unless you've published a few new chapters of the Quran I don't see how that claim can be made @jakeiguess Jihad is not radical @jakeiguess nah @jakeiguess the constitution only matters when the other team is charge. This is geopolitics, not a 4th grade tag game. 12 steps, rainy days, triggering liberals is my ways @LauraSupnik Flying into the future https://t.co/PnWLbx4FnS @Rickert29 stop doing Quaaludes zoinks! I shouldn't have to register my tank at the DMV or anywhere else! that time i gold starred 3 songs back to back on guitar hero 3 its just so pedestrian still resisiting a 9/11 fb status. @jakeiguess @LauraSupnik please keep him, his room has been converted into the cat sanctuary already deep cut quotes https://t.co/qc3JfLBApR Joe - \"No, it's not racism, we're just making fun of retarded people\" rays 'happy birthday' bar *in dr evils voice/ hand qoutes* zoned out for a few minutes and i zone in and he's discussing the penultimate scene from I Am Legend it's not even 10 am and joe is already talking about how there's a great zombie conspiracy When you accidentally become a part of the police motorcade on I 95 how much work do you think is going to get done on this friday? maritime law in a land locked state when you go to hangout with matt but instead spend 3 hours chillin with Mr Rickert #sorrynotsorry traded the vig in for my shops loaner car.. late 90's 900 S, non-turbo. ahhh it's so slow Dat @sistercityband doe 18 beers, 18 beers. and on his 18th beer? He found out she had a beard Small Talk is one of the best albums put out by a philly band in the last five years this old henry pure breed churchill is awesome @HoltsCigar I miss this album\n\nhttps://t.co/kSpg1WZqn0 @chrissatullo you can't call out reddit and not expect it's 30,000 philadelphian redditors to like you https://t.co/C4sa2LtKnC Like a pixel I am so small I am loosing grip on reality. http://t.co/Qse8prgs Someone in the circle knows @jakeiguess Guitar wielding veteran prof just asked to read my substitute paper in front of the class @marks_the_spot rod Roland Ronald Richard ? I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school. Ill play your gigs but keep your wine to yourself, the rooster crowing yo. @Ehakes yes, the ultimate silly song countdown. And I've never been to Boston in the fall. We must going into the world to do good for all, but you cant come because you don't speak French. Some people don't take hunts Hammered Dulcimer? @jakeiguess @marks_the_spot Really excited for Trinity in general Every song so far of the dear hunter has started with yeahhhhh yeahh yeah Manchester Orchestra because its you in my lungs and I cough you up for day. for days. @jakeiguess I am a married man but ill have to concede that point. Mario party alone isn't much of a party. @baumthreat18 only the best Reading the Qur'an. Interesting. A beautiful girl, whose smiles could cut me. SHAAAAABUTIEEE SHABUTTIEE. yeah well I'm a disciple. Stuck at school, boo. I am, a young man, in an old mans body. Wish @LatitudeBand was jamming with us Guitar Hero<3 Professor singing his songs in clads RT @HolliGolddd wonderful birthday! i love my best friends, my family, and my lovely boyfriend! @AnthonyGreen on my dream :) Happy trails kiddo RT @mandmandmand: Circa survive at city hall today:) starting my week off good. Let me get a grilled cheese salad. Emotions are reason, as well as people, thereby redefining rules of logic. Missing the septa. @jakeiguess open your mint hole. @jakeiguess Steve P. War memorial. Hockey. Now. Intelligence is the need to facilitate discussion. RT @MittRomney: I will make government simpler, smaller, & smarter. This is not only good for the economy, it is a moral imperative. RT @misadventurous: Kid with pot leaves all over your backpack- you're a tool. Mighty warlord, wanna be street thug Taking command posts and such RT @Samthrax01: its cute how my entire high schools finally on twitter like 6 years later... Empathy is wisdom. Trinity Desktop 3.5.13 Released! Good work guys! RT @hannland: 28 Days Later was sooo goooooood. Gory, yet touching. The little zombie movie that could. #Halloweekend Shaking RT @HolliGolddd: @Hannahberrrr you were not half as bad as most people there. Bavarian huh? Woop woop woopp What the hell it's snowing. #FRESHGROUND RT @HolliGolddd: i think my flip flop days are finally over. :( Septa - whenever you're late, its early! WOOO! Back in the groove Post concert mortem Wish @HolliGolddd could come sleep over One really bad power ballad *an unexpected circa appears from the wild * Tripping Going to see circa tonight <3 I yam what I yam. \"shes got no limbs, she's a square\" also I passed by the 1,500 mark a bit ago and didn't notice. yay me! I am really digging into Flat People again. Laying in bed all day. The show ends when I wake up. Then I beat myself up for being lazy My dreams are arts http://t.co/kfLkUXyk @jakeiguess remember me? @jakeiguess giant Gimmie some good 12 bar blues. RT @lemmingsinlove Hey look! I'm Pablo Picasso! Falling asleep in the passenger seat. Black licorice veins of Franklin Spinning circles gracefully underneath my groggy heartbeats Fireplace of sunken eyes and all I have is my pillow Whacker out tripping sleeep cycles dreaming bloody murder @Mansionbuyer wanna chizzle? Now I'm just gazing at the Moon. Where the fuck are the rescue workers? Not Far. Dr Poop was framed. My girlfriend is great and Dr Bob looooooooves her so much. Bbyo Lol you're pathetic. Last night I knew I was dreaming for a few seconds. @Ehakes I need a E♭m7(♭5) pronto. Also, this starbucks is freaking delicious #fourthcup can't even listen to anything but jazz or blues now. Folk barely makes it. Zzzzzz RT @MyLifeIsLeah: I cannot wait for this weekend. RT @Colleennnmarie: Time to #relax In doylestown at the Domani Star restaurant. Wouldn't it be crazy if @AnthonyGreen decided he was craving some pasta? AAWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLAwwWaAAaAawawWWWWWAwaaAaaAAAAAa http://t.co/uqGy90bZ I cant get Dr seltzer out of my daily routine Arnold Palmer, Happy Cola's and Matt Rickert. \"Can you belive I went out with Joey berardi?\" Walking in circles again I have cobwebs for maps. Chemistry has sent me into the void Look at that commuter. He has a family too. Frengers is one of my favorite albums. It comes close behind second stage. I couldn't stay away @Colleennnmarie live under a rock? Goodbye Twitter. Thank you for coming along, it's been fun. In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. Honestly twitter I don't know if we'll be talking anymore. RT @MyLifeIsLeah The water from my bathroom sink is the best tasting water in my house. #weird Oh My Gosh. ME TOO! I never text any of the people I used to. Weird. Hey twitter RT @Samthrax01: Isn't it Anthony Greens sons birthday?? So thank you for coming tonight everyone, we're the flobots. RT @thisisdavem: Someone remind me to get fridays off next semester @Ehakes ugh that's me At #OccupyPhilly green couch RT @mellibelli22: Scre4m!!!!! #loveit @jakeiguess come fuukin on! Gimme a ringer if you don pansy out like a little lass Doode. @zosodude23 RT @PhillyPolice: @Phillypolice encourages #Occupyphilly to reach out if a participant has medical/health need. Specially trained office ... I love Steve and max and Joe with the fro and Malcolm and Christian and steve Making the news. #whut And that day I realized I could use music to change the world RT @HolliGolddd 101% on my first math exam and one month until my birthday! This is awesome Onsite T minus 2 hours. #OccupyPhilly God bless America, land that I love. Stand beside her, and guide her, through the night with a light from above! #OccupyPhilly Ugh I feel terrible because I always ignore people who mean a lot to me #OccupyPhilidelphia woooot woot Getting psyched for tomorrow How do you achieve the status of artist? I daresay the requirements are self fulfilling. RT @taycarxx I just want to go home, lay in bed, and cry. Grrrr RT @PhillyInquirer #OccupyPhiladelphia organizers settle on a site and date http://t.co/z12LxjZE #OccupyPhilly RT @lemmingsinlove Noooooooooooooooo it's not, it's not that bad! Noooooooooooooooo it's not, it's not that bad! @anconinn12 I mean, at least learn the real argument. fall of man buddy, fall of man. Free will. @misadventurous has your husband been acting strange and eating more than usual? Enroll him in our Jesus Saves Homosexual Obesity camp dumb :[ Phone is broken again. #firstworldproblems @thisisdavem my phone is like broken, so If my alarm doesn't work I may run late. text me around 7 to see if I am up. If not call my house Jamming to Britney Spears. Fun fact, Britney Spears is a anagram for Presbyterians New idea for kpackage RT @misadventurous I can't even believe my fucking awful luck. Getting worked up about the federal government. \"You've got a friend in me.\" That was quick! Woop woop wooop Ups just pulled up. So excited. 57 on my chemistry exam. Meh. A on my English paper! :) I need some deep dude talk @Mansionbuyer http://t.co/qTEKvNNV we had a good run eh? RT @HolliGolddd: newly obsessed with bon iver? i think so. \"Everybody get down, this is a deposit! Let me put my money in that there vault, and no one will get hurt!\" So thank you for coming tonight, we're the flobots I don't regret what I said. Digital circuits are made from Analog parts. #thatawkwardmoment WHEN ITS NOT AWKWARD. @iSawGregs hey come to Max's! 3 musketeers! Waking up is easy. The trouble is usually getting out of bed Watched Primal Fear, definitely awesome. This alarm is now set for 4 hours and 45 minutes. Joy the more I talk the more I get confused. Bill West. communing with nature, avoiding my paper. I really want to sit out in my backyard and enjoy nature. I seem to be thinking about it more than normal. today I stood outside just cuz Let’s talk about your real fears, like that you might actually be all alone \"Planet Full of Proof\" is definitely the name of my EP LOOK AT HIS CHEST. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING WEATHERBOX VEST. I realize that most bands have many stinky albums and one good one. actually I didn't just realize it, It just hit me really hard. Listening to Saosin. what? Time to get to work! :D... :| No motivation. Not to sleep, not to eat, or shower or talk to you or do work. I don't know what's going on. :( Really wish I had my laptop so I could Skype #firstworldproblems Walking zombie @Colleennnmarie yes. We traced the patterns in the grass. Sleeping bag so comfy @LatitudeBand I am feeling so inspired too and now I rlfeel like crap because i got nothing Writers block Don't need to hide behind a dumb #anon face to let the world know what I believe. I BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. It's you in my lungs, and I cough you up for days. @jakeiguess I left at 7:25, at 69th street now.waiting for 104 bus. Hopefully I can pull it in less than two weatherbox. Going to West Chester by way of the septa. Wish me luck But they found me in the snow, Icicles on all my clothes, surrounded in the splinters of ten picket fences for ten perfect houses. @misadventurous gotta start hanging out with me at lunch, as in tomorrow. :) @thisisdavem mew <3 Look like a Capitalist, live like a Communist, fight like a Fascist, answer like an Anarchist. Halo Combat Evolved. (And battlefront) RT @mandmandmand: Who gets tacos from 711? Seriously the smell makes me throw up, some of you may recall. @zosodude23 jammiziling? Happy Software Freedom Day @Beaverr14 @amandaaleighhx guys this is twitter, not your personal romance film. No chemm boss @HolliGolddd :| http://t.co/RvE4Ynon malt yum I'm not keeper of the bees, I'm a dead man. Funny how that is I would never have guessed I would be where I am today. THERE IS A WAR GOING ON FOR YOUR MIND. IF YOU ARE THINKING YOU ARE WINNING. Watching a beautiful mind. Even kings can make mistakes. Missing scennas class No time for social media. Watching Paul @hannland seriously my COM 101 class was my favorite class ever. It played a definitive role. I wonder if your class will be as good as mine I always ignore people :( #mediahype Yesterday was the best day ever :) Slacking on my linux stuff. Qt3 won't build @jakeiguess secured cash funds for drumkit. When. Can. We. Close the deal? RT @thisisdavem The Library on Legendary. Need a ride... :| Curse you rain gods! Stephen Tompkins sighting - he still wears his mountain dew pajamas. @hannland 2c00l4sk00l @hannland seriously? It takes me 2 hours on a bus to get to school and this happens all the time. #erryoneneedstostoptweetingaboutcollege Hey look! I'm Pablo Picasso! every man dies, not every man really lives. Does anyone know the department of labor reporting hotline? I mean there are about 50 things I can think of @jakeiguess I have been fired ( though I had ready to turn my two weeks?) Its our wits that make us men. Watching braveheart Application to giant, next right Applied to panera. Where else? Joe's a bitch. Glad I applied to wawa! A thank God I am only working one job now @RovertRolyat it means your have hyperodroniatic mediocatic scalitius. I think. Cut on my index finger. Cant play any jazz chords now:( Cleaning the basement.. again Blade Runner H arrison Fjord? 7-11 is great when I work alone, my coworkers are mindless drones with no souls ( literally they have no souls) RT @chonnye: Young artists: For every great musician who struggles with addiction, there are those who don't. Live by your own standards ... Also I rock at sudoku\n http://t.co/VXziJIU Boss. Awesome dream about cursing out a customer. Time for work! @AnthonyGreen well next time you are driving through willow grove, I work at 7-11... free slurpees for you and your cronies! @AnthonyGreen do you like slurpees? Listening to @AnthonyGreen at work. If he comes in he gets free slurpees #711 #willowgrove :( My mother is irrational #SSTB at work - nothing better. @misadventurous B E A YOOOTIFUL @misadventurous works for me. @misadventurous so are we going to be twitter friends or real friends? I am confused. @misadventurous likely excuse. @misadventurous cause you pretended to not see me Wednesday. Lev has taught me well Devil Dogs :( @HolliGolddd me :(? Hey pal! Come on, psshhh I'm not even goin' for it My new toy straight from the Show Me State , its a \"MacArthur Classic\" made by Missouri Meerschaum. https://t.co/CvdqC05IhX south philly reddit meetup is happening. who's into it??? @J_Goldstein \"do you know who I am??? I'm JONATHAN GOLDSTEINS MOTHER\" what episode was this from? A guy on my block is playing taps I love it Moved all my shit into my new apartment and out of 230 osborn and I know things changeee but I'm not sure whennn no equality without #polygamy. Turbo boost seltzer Enjoying my last Sundays with a porch. Tatuaje, Genesee, and Guy Nior I had a dream I got a pet duck One glocca morra fan boy one nate one sixer Ashton family party!! #purosol #reserva #revelation #san #cristobal #happy21sttome Turns 21 doesn't get carded anywhere @wordsbykelli every day is filled with nice cigars in b4 happy birthdays Low ceilings, high hopes extra glocca morra ticket. does anyone want it? zinn is astoundingly biasd but at least in chapter 25 he admits it readily. that was refreshing. more juice than Tropicana? I have an extra ticket for the Carlisle import show this weekend, anyone wanna go? lost of cool euro carts etc. bringing the viggen. Catching a prairie home live +1 this fan is #fantastic The lady next to me must have a child to be the first in the family to graduate middle school Could been graduation today but #notsorry. Forgot how nasty this campus is I schmoke the schweet killarney every dey @maximanne sponsors? Why not try summer of the hat. I am quitting my job soon. Applying other places today @jakeiguess SEPTAration, the result of your calming touch My midnight snack is usually around 9:30 This bus isn't showing up. Also I found your girlfriend Sam! @Samthrax01 I can't find her. RT @HolliGolddd: text books are so much money. oh my godddd. Everyone is new but me #awk @AnthonyGreen is the only person stopping me from getting out of the car and stabbing every single crappy driver in the crappy traffic jam. Second year of college and I am only 17. Nuff Said. I CANT SLEEP. Cute and rude eh? I love talking to random people. How does this not look loke a prison? http://t.co/H62wYQ4 It went from summer to fall the matter of a hurricane. @KellllyMuldoon #firstworldproblems bremme sighting at the sev /r/nosleep O_o Talking to my girlfriend makes everything better :) Frhajjlgsafhjkt waterworks studios here I come @KellllyMuldoon whoops Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction 400 George Washingtons in the bank. Finally saved enough for my thinkpad for the hivemind would judge each according to their worth with no quarter given to those unsure of their own mettle. If i could look you in the eyes, I'd never let you go. Cause I won't be coming home when you get this, ill be dead. @HolliGolddd :) @robxu9 I got replies from both of the people I messaged @robxu9 work on packaging! Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco @summerofthehat let me know when your head is out of the cloud Alestorm woot woot twitter app not working I guess I will revert to my old ways of texting 40404 ice ice baby. word. RT @misadventurous: I'm sleepy :(! Working man. I'll drink hot butter for you. The water levels rising. The water levels rising. The water levels rising. The water levels rising. The water levels rising. Combat! @thisisdavem band practice... I am officially the worst texter ever. Jamming was awesome WORT WORT WORT. Pah-sta. What is Pah-sta. The sky is mockingly clear @jakeiguess seriously? :) the willow grove sound RT @Weerd_Science \"@AnthonyGreen: Done with rock music. I'm going to rap.\" Hahahahaha I feels ya!! @sarachapla visit me at work just got done work. Uh work in 8 hours! http://t.co/9wG26eO lol I hate when I act like a jerk to people I care about most. Thanks pal! @HolliGolddd Soon! @thisisdavem @RovertRolyat red leader standing by. Microphone arrived :D in other news I am sick :) Klaatu at work. Groovy Baby! Forgot my headphones\n NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( @summerofthehat barefoot banditos? No it's pronounced eye -gor Better to back out sooner than later @marks_the_spot only on a 4G connection @marks_the_spot continue... @marks_the_spot what gives? @HolliGolddd feel better :( @thisisdavem RT @PhillyInquirer RT @phillyinsider: Free BBQ on Sunday, if your name is Dave @Famous_Daves. http://t.co/zJGpLTb Ye who dines quickly, prospers greatly. Zombo flicktricks :) Wannnnaa jam so bad. Just rocked the house. About to play in front of 500 people Awake. s/can/can't Can sleep. Damn you free red bull. I love clairvoyance I handed her a 1 she gave me 4 and insisted I keep the change I am falling over laughing in front of everybut it's so damn funny Let me reiterate. I literally have not seen anything this hilarious in years. LOL THIS BAND SUCKS Taking the bus and my bike. Uh. @thisisdavem word. I am going away to a conference this weekend. Chill Sunday? I think I am in love. Cause I won't be coming home when you get this, I'll be dead. Makeshift tin foil antenna to pick up WRDV at work I love biking. When are we going? Fighting freeedom with dental insurance sweetwater lady said \"Republican yodelers recording studio\" with a straight face on the phone. Wow I think yogi put caffeine shots in my iced coffee... #cutestgirlever @HolliGolddd Dunkin alone Moo @VPSForge uhhh my servers are all nonresponsive ssh and mega latency and the websites down D: halp! \\o/ There's nothing for me here, just a trace of what I used to feel. http://yfrog.com/gy68683730j go reza! Actually @jakeiguess @thisisdavem I was just reading all my old tweets RT @lemmingsinlove What we do in llife echos in eternity You don't need to have a patch on your arm to have honor. Mew for days. Back to my sleep(less) schedule. Who cares? Willow Grover Cleveland. I love twitter but I can't say anything anymore @mandmandmand FTFY clairvoyance is my favorite band @iSawGregs #wannahearitnow #cantwait Spontaneous Bass Action @jakeiguess painting today. The braless avenger Basement success. If I could look you in the eyes, I couldn't let you go. Doing imastars at work Up for work at 5:30 loveit. I just want to let @AnthonyGreen know, if he stops in at my 7-11 he will get a free slurpee. :( @hannland that hat is suspiciously familiar. Don't let them fall if your grips not strong. @coheed she screamed claudio, dear claudio, I wish god damnit we'll make it if you believe. The Second Stage Turbine Blade. http://twitpic.com/60w6n5 @Hannahberrrr ;) @HolliGolddd yer a wizard Holli! @Hannahberrrr you gotta keep me updated! None shall pass http://twitpic.com/60l3b5 Driving past jojos makes me want to cry. Whenever the train stops randomly, I always start freaking out and worrying if there are dementors boarding us. This Josh villy kid is on my nerves. Also I am about to throw up from exhaustion @tayloralexxx FTFY #dumbass #zombie seriously? My days are filled to the top. I am lacking in sleep, but frankly I wouldn't have it any other way. Cheers to your good health! Matchmaker 101 Septa quiet car is like optional segregation. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SUBURBAN RHYTHM? @hannland well you never sat through harry potter with me! it was unbearable. @hannland If you think you are a critic, you haven't met me. seriously, my sleep schedule needs to catch up. can't wait to for tuesday when i get to sleep till 12.. @KellllyMuldoon seriously don't be dumb. buy them on half.com it's way worth it. no kidding here. I can't find my phone and I need to text pat! :[[[ :( @Colleennnmarie less do it. Freaking out About to walk home Greg is back on twitter! life is complete. Wish my girlfriend would tweet cute things at me when i'm lonely. :( Work <3 Cutest girlfriend in the world :) Just scored boats of equipment I watched the east coast loose it's charm. Tomorrow I need to be up before 12. I can do this! Seriously? Today was awesome. KDE 4.6 sucks, except I really do like the plasma widgets. It's a good idea Imho. Lutheran? Close enough. ill work at sex @Colleennnmarie Let's hope tonight is a bit lower key. my dream last night involved frozen Siberian plains, parachuting off of cliffs with @AnthonyGreen, all while trying to get to Missouri. Ya. Jewish Exodus Movers Inc is back in action! Its hilarious. I used to think \"ugh only 7 hours of sleep\" now when I get 7 hours I say \"thank God I get to sleep extra!\" @AnthonyGreen seriously devil's song just went on and on. Amazing. Sold my soul to LGBT to see Anthony Green About to peace. Psycho liberals Just saw AG walk into the bathroom. Good old war are AG backup dancers tonight. @Samthrax01 yo Dave Morris, vitamin water official sponsor. http://t.co/6DbxzQk Seeing AG! :) Worst mood ever Anthony Green today! Terrible Lets talk hypothetically, actually lets talk realistically learned the chords to button up. can't stop playing it #clairvoyancerocks Rendezvous at the Bat Cave! @marks_the_spot @marks_the_spot @jakeiguess jojos closed. :[ Love Michael Janas. @Weerd_Science close enough, the song moves so fast I.was having trouble keeping up. Keep rocking the stage! I'm a black gangster stuck in the body of a fat white kid. @Weerd_Science Roasting alive. Scratch that I am not. STOP TEMPTING ME. I AM HAPPY. Hate my dreams. @KellllyMuldoon what do you call a goat's beard? A goatee. LOLOLOLOL @jakeiguess Harry Potter Saturday 630 Stand by your man... I wish you would come back over here and stop being a baby Terrible There's something about the way that she looked at me when I was leaving I miss @leah_sayss. I just thought I would tweet that before bed Soda machine is broken, slurpee machine is broken, AC is broken. Fml I am a really happy guy lately. Saw Mr michachuck(sp?) At train station. Proceeded to take same train. What a good guy. Really solid advice about being a teach. Respect! Finally after over a year of groving late night I was pulled over. \"Intellectual Midget!\" Going to manyunk. Whut? Kiss me for science? @HolliGolddd I hate my dreams because they are my subconscious that I am constantly trying to block out. my legs are so sore and I am about to pass out. I felt like I ran a Marathon. Really need to get this band together fast. Work :D Visit me at work! @al_lindquist @HolliGolddd its opposite day I WANT TACO BELL. I AM IN TACO HUNT MODE. MY SMELL AND SIGHT ARE OF A DANGEROUS ANIMAL. TACOS HEAR ME NOW, YEEE SHALL NOT SURVIVE THE NIGHT. :((((9 Pretty sure I just broke my Mac Workstation. Fuuuuuuuu. @hannland seriously this is one of my reoccurring nightmares. Dire Straits, The Proclaimers, Green Day, The Cranberries, Coltrane, and Death Cab. Not a bad day of music at work Guy comes in with coheed tattoo, link tattoo. Multiple ghostbusters tattoos. win. #coheed #711 I absolutely positively haven't been this content in a long time. Pretty sure @tayloralexxx's mom just walked past my seat on the train. Calvin Morrison, Proud 7-11 Clerk. RT @NobodyYet: Go to 7-11 and get a free slurpee. Now! A policeman makes reverse 911 calls instructing residents to take to the streets. Retreat is not an option. Damn. I think red lion is the place to be! I though I had mono once for a year, but it turned out I was just bored #movienight #timhearn Relaxin listening to The Maggie Whackers. @mandmandmand the best. I've been at the beach all week and I keep expecting him to show up on his boat. :[ @al_lindquist wahhh I spent all week waiting for you guys :[ Scratch that :[ I heard Greg and @al_lindquist are gonna be in OC? Oh no she didn't! #maury Sever my limbs and deceive me, sometimes life isn't easy. *shrug* @mandmandmand ask Ted next time about his fishing boat! Just about broke down crying. My girlfriend :) Uh whut? Hey pals. Listening to clairvoyance while kissing my girlfriend :) Pray for us all. Jamming to @Weerd_Science on the way to ocean city #fuckyeahdude He huffed and he puffed and he signed an eviction notice. @jakeiguess you are picking up on all my bad habits after all... Love meeting coheed fans randomly at the train station bored. paperwork :[ uppp at 6. whut? New headphones are so amazing. Awesome! I keep convincing myself to sleep in ughh Clairvoyance <3 Tonight was great :) I watched as a friend would watch beside a dying friend What the heck! Second day I slept through public transportation I'm on a diet. Since when? 1961. I can't tweet what I am thinking. Its inappropriate for viewers Doneee I'm just shaking dandruff outta my hair RT @thisisdavem: i don't feel alright in spite of these comforting sounds you make @carasalimando yoooo want to go get lunch next week? Godspeed, Ishmael. \"some people like threesums, I don't know why, It's weird when they tell me about it\" - Yogi workkking on my turrm le papre Tearing up listening to the #sstb show. No words describe everything evil. Peace party Never forget a pin New name new era? New air filter in yesterday plus used scratch remover really cleaned up my bumper Prairie home companion bringing the strong peace protest tax evasion store line +1 noooo one man should have all that poower rip dont tread on me house 2lk13 right tie rod prob: connector was loose, couldn't tighten, tried to clean it, but it was seized, so hose clamps holding it down tightly now did my first oil change today, went smoothly. got a nice low profile hydraulic, but it was just short of what i needed, but a 2x4 fixed that When you have a yearlong project that comes down to the wire but manages to be completed Flashing Lights is the #1 track, could use a few tweaks though @jakeiguess like dtom? Scared of death, unwilling to bend the knee for anything but his own desires. Modern man, so intent on becoming God himself, an endless quest to control everything around him. @sistercityband RT @HoltsCigar: SAY NO TO 40% CIGAR TAX IN PA! TAKE ACTION: http://t.co/63d52ESIZy #NoCigarTax http://t.co/QlmfTQK2HK when your 10AM meeting is only 10 minutes... \uD83D\uDC4D I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan @ryanissamson @mediacurrent sup @regularcars you're in jersey yah? do a review of my saab 9-3 The '3 beer' grandmaster I'm making waffkez! - donkey Bite sized american flags made in china Fucking beat @McDanielJustine So when cops show up with tanks and swat teams it's perfectly ok but when people have guns it's an armed occupation? RT @misadventurous: Guys, I'm not that interesting. I feel like i should be doing something productive but I just need to sleep. lonely :[ @HolliGolddd wahhhh :[ you've been there long enough! just leave and come here :[ @HolliGolddd want to come over? :) I party with Mrs Keck every day. @HolliGolddd @Colleennnmarie sawwy. are you walking over? everythings okay, I'm just trying to act my age. @jakeiguess just got here. @jakeiguess dunkin, now! Brad Sucks is so monotone i love it. listen to it @jakeiguess Bryan Clougherty is an Eagle Scout! I am so proud of B-Rad G :) also. my phone is broken so my soul is pretty much ripped in two. Okay, my phone is broken and I really wanna talk to you :[ @HolliGolddd @hannland so that's where you've been hiding all these years, Van Gogh? Listening to Portland Senator at work! Aww yeah I am to busy to think. I can't wait to sleep these days to get away for a bit. Whut? Sleeep @leah_sayss :)) Irish Wishwash. I don't feel alright, in spite of these comforting sounds you make. Homeless Crackheads cursing me out at work<3 Really? Ryan Dunn wasn't anything special. He was just a Guy on TV that did retarded stuff for money. #whocares #trashy British Conductor. What? @leah_sayss when are we going to bounceU :[ replaced by schvat? @thisisdavem next time show up then? \"If she doesn't approve of the bus - dump her\" @jakeiguess 7/11 Dunkin le Donuts @HolliGolddd Hi :) Dunkin Trekk Waking up is never easy. time to track this baby. This feels like a nightmare (we're all in the same spot) who's tryna go get some food? I am dying I love my dad except when he is in spring cleaning mode. Positively the best way to sleep is nude. I've been surveying different sleepwear all week and the best is clearly none. Waiting for jammers to arrive so I can get down to bizz @noahjlanders 830 @noahjlanders jamming? @mandmandmand literally every day for me. Just ate a half dozen eggs. not expected, but not unwelcome; you take what you can get. And I'm so glad you chose me. I shall be released wut? http://t.co/clQTnhU One Month Wednesday. :( i dont want to sleep. wut? another demo done. @jakeiguess opened up my guitar, loose screw. problem solved. Girlfriend away all week? makes one super productive song writing calvin. Okay, well three songs written in two weeks and I like them all :) I haven't tweeted all day, but let me just note that I am not doing well on my english paper. @Beaverr14 how funky? If I could look you in the eyes, I couldn't let you go. @HolliGolddd Check out my FB pic from the @OnitsukaTigerUS booth at The Williamsburg Waterfront 2011. Had a great time! Lol @lemmi… http://j.mp/jOYjhV Coheed show :) http://t.co/LE5h6sa Going to be working two jobs this summer. The Sev and working at Drexel! Wohoooo. 13 dollars an hour! Tswifff at work <3 Work! So much fun! I want Bon Iver tickets :( At some strangers house with fellow tweeters. What? Productive. Finally got some of my old songs demo'd #night My girlfriend is so cute in her choir robes. (: Pleasant surprise seeing #clairvoyance at UM :) Dr Seltzer and The Math Majors. 1000th Tweet! Dr Seltzer in yellow pants and yellow shirts. Time shift. Slurpee. http://t.co/MbJkKgW Listening to @carasalimando at work! Meeting with Hannah to discuss recording at HVPC! Well rhe problem is I still feel the same. I feel like I am often trying to slip my subtle messages into 140 letters when I really should just call you up and tell you I love you. Keeping myself busy is my best defense against being sad. I have 1.5 pages done. need 4 pages. 352 words, need 1000. only 40 minutes left. crap. whenever I hear good harmonies I always think Good Old War - Jdet. drowning my sorrows in seltzer. and by seltzer, I mean Dr. Seltzers english paper. Excuse me while i cut my eyes out. I am freaking out. K. I am pretty sure the wicked witch of the west just walked in wearing a toga and judges wig. Get out of my freaking head you are going to ruin everything. I love my life these days, busy. Jamming with pat! For The Birds! First song done. :) I had you on my mind (: Famous Daves. Work in 5 hours. Oh, I'm seventeen (: @thisisdavem STOP TWEETING. Santa Claus, in the woods, with the vaseline jar. Got my hands on a 16 channel mixer :) home studio here we go! Enter here for student success. :) I walked through the fire looking for wisdom, I wasted years of my life with harsh criticism. I ran across continents searching for truth, I braved cold winter nights looking for youth. I calculated love and deciphered emotion, I climbed mountains of fear and swam miles of ocean. Driving home or deriving home? http://t.co/T9BSCoM I miss you. :( From the creek, the swamp monster speaks, with uncertainty. Its been four weeks, he's hungry. @jakeiguess sever my limbs and deceive me, sometimes life isn't easy. #mew Literally just read everyones tweets from the past three days. I am alive and finally have service! I am going to be away all weekend from twitter. Goodbye. I watched the east coast loose its charm. #clairvoyance I have enough sun flower seeds to dry out Seattle. My birthday is a week away :) I go sleep with you on my mind. Always. wooly mammoths always breaching the time space continuum. actually breaching article XI of the internet, no cross posting FB and Twitter. :x You don't need to have a patch on your arm to have honor :) @HolliGolddd is a abusive, mind.control freak who uses her seductive powers over me. ;) @HolliGolddd rude. bye. fleet foxes at work. :) http://t.co/bExRNA2 It's nice to see a friendly face in the grove :) RT @HolliGolddd: all i want to do is sleep for the rest of my life. A fly was buzzing around my head and suddenly I found myself thinking \"oh fly go to Asia! Go to paris! Why spend your short life in my room? the eight ball. it's gonna happen. my house is to humid #firstworldproblems Blue sky at work :) @kkiieerraaaa you don't have a real Job anyway! Dr. Seltzer, Bee Whiserer. @jakeiguess you bastard overstepped the line, only one giant trip per night. my faith in humanity is so often restored at giant. Sad. Hello. Baja :) @noahjlanders you could do it for 6ish. 3 for bus, 3 for two subway tokens. @Beaverr14 I don't know. Infidel. He's the robin hood of the hood. Just having random Swiss people over ya know. Epic nap! New Jersey, now that's a place I would like to live. Why do my dreams always revolve around surviving the zombie apocalypse at montco. Haven't tweeted all day. Whut. No motivation to go to bed, or stay up. Just wanna watch Horatio Hornblower. From a creek with uncertainty. Lol. Forrest Gump :) @vairhymeswithhi I think a guitar hero competition is in order. I am rusty but i reckon I could handle you. :) so ridiculously happy @hellokimberlee who's your Prof? Diet Dr. Bob http://t.co/V2zttS4 This one time... Reliving the AG concert. Listening to AG, good old war and @carasalimando while working at The #Sev I like the married life so far. http://t.co/yTpPuGj @carasalimando so who's Evan More? @jakeiguess has narcolepsy Diplomatic Immunity has just been revoked http://t.co/1WVDHfy Keep me company because you know I hate to sleep alone http://t.co/AMTKUTp \"We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, its dark outside, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.\" http://t.co/CI40gBm WOW. For the birds. http://t.co/d9FeikV I love my twitter pals, @jakeiguess @sixersfan94 @thisisdavem but I love @HolliGolddd most of all :) I feel like I should tweet that. Before I met you I didn't know what I was doing on this earth. http://t.co/ZBbbUH6 His eyes were like the cantaloupes of the deep Sahara plains. http://t.co/toXUVdG We can survive collapse if we don't get side tracked. :) Yay! Work time :) @hannland so who's gonna watch you die? Lesbian? Librarian? Same difference. Where the hell are my BBQ sunflower seeds! Cuddling tips from Matty. (: @marks_the_spot you filthy bastard you have perverted my tweet into a sick message. I thunk I have a thing for beautiful Jewish girls. For best picture please adjust your tracking control Exempted from my math final :) My mind is doing cartwheels @HolliGolddd :) She lol'd in my ear. Fight with tools. I would also just like to note, that after 900 tweets my life has changed quite a bit. good luck on that final @lemmingsinlove, you're going to fail keep me company, because you know I hate to sleep alone Listening to death cab studying for Bio? Not so bad. If you are thinking you are winning. Resistance is victory. Your fate and that of everyone you know depends on it. I wonder if sweetwater will notice my listed company as Republican Yodelers Recording Suite calm down and this this out, you've already made the right decision woww #ifyoumarryme is trending, perfect timing twitter. why do things always tempt me in the last curtain call? Lesbian Republican Yodelers. Every single damn whooooa sounds the same. @TickingDeathxD just saw twigbitch walking around like a dinosaur @jakeiguess red lion and you didn't invite me? Heck ill even get your mom a mothers day gift. @OhHiGreg I have button up stuck in my head. Sooo goooood Finally found me a wife @HolliGolddd Hahahahaha Just had a @Colleennnmarie sighting. Still good looking as ever LOL Single handedly stopped a drug deal. Picked up the new (old) fleet foxes CD and good old war CD :) At the theater Tweet. :l Plans for this weekend? None. Success? Yes. Awake at 530 for work? Excellent Third wheeling it up. I'll just wear a burlap sack to prom... Rey Azteca! I fell apart in your arms for the last time, and I felt free with my heart in my hands and my brain still intact. I think I found her, my future wife. By grabthars hammer, you shall be avenged! And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight. there's something about the way the she looked at me when i was leaving. sounds awesome! @OhHiGreg Greg Zero energy. HVPC Recording Studio. Jewish Exodus recording studio Inc... what? The stool is my only option! Damnit, I can't stop listening to Blue Sky Noise, it seems i have caught the Circa Survive fever. @al_lindquist awesome! @al_lindquist oh yah? nice. I've been trying to reach you but my extension chord wouldn't reach that far. That's some dream #urnotmytypeif you have, tattoos, piercings, motorcycles, do drugs, don't wear your seatbelt, listen to hardcore music, watch jersey shore At Dunkin Donuts writing my english paper D: would much rather be at keswick tonight :[ Hockey with bearded steve! Legs hurt so bad :l time for a cold shower. Look kids the Sun is up! Do you know what this means? you can't just give it all away, this is all that we have saved. Seats are for butts not futs @amandaaleighhx http://t.co/ob7eRbb Who's going to fresh ground? http://t.co/XIvuvTZ Okay. I keep thinking about you. Obligatory bed time tweet. Good old war at work :) Tape is a basic necessity. Wait what, tape fetish? Calvin uses Caffeine. It is super effective. I may use a beach towel as a blanket, but that doesn't make mr.ghetto. Uhhh. The Copyright Infringement campaign is underway! @jakeiguess you missed it. and yogi the indian guy starts giving me the head nod and winks at me, D: he just says to me \"you can get any girl and BANG BANG you know?\" okay, alot just happened. some chicks from our school just walked in and started talking about me because they thought i couldn't hear them. @jakeiguess that was me yesterday, and hey! I am at dunkin so if you wanna stop by after the show i may be around. @HolliGolddd go on facebook so i can talk to you my phone is dead :[ okay, here is the count. 1 paper to finish. 1 paper to write. 2 Tests. 2 finals. 1 giant science research homework. #wishmeluck #finals My entire body is sore and I can't hear a thing. oh my goodness. @Weerd_Science I know I was right near ya! So the feedback is so loud I put my fingers in my ears. I look over at @thecolorfred and see he is doing the same thing. We then head nod. @Weerd_Science and Fred sighting at #SSTB 10 feet awayy :( @Weerd_Science where ya at? Come up front with us! :) http://t.co/tMvOl73 :) TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS #SSTB @Coheed @TheOfficial89X yeah, seriously thats me. \"Good morning sunshine awake when the sun hits the sky\" 9 hours #sstb \"we'll make it if you believe\" 11 hours. Ted and Mr Al are my willow grove hero's. \"Hello James\" all of our problems would be solved if we were at giant. I think my tweets are getting increasing desperate Would all the single ladies please stand up? Growing up is fucked up. All the triads & ugly women on this side, & all the fine women on this side. Triple tweet. I am lonely and for the third night need a cuddle partner. :( @HolliGolddd you could whine about how no one cares We are so far apart. WHY CAN'T YOU COME BACK At dunkin :) I'm all cut up about it. @tayloralexxx im working ._. people talk so much shit about me at barbershops they forget to get haircuts. ok kanye Sicilian Defense aka eric bunsing me in retaliation cuz it just hear smooth jams the whole time it's weird how you get used to the music you listen too. Apparently some band \"Pianos Become The Teeth\" is too angry for work, go figure @kellihaugh @jakeiguess that's top secret I'm using these tea lights to actively reflect upon my use of time in the evenings. It's like a really slow hourglass @jakeiguess k Cigars anyone? Pinheaded Fiddlebrain first of may first of may Springtime in Sweden Matt is a slub If I ever have to give a thank you speech I'm going to make a Prairie Home Companion reference It's official, I now drive a saab 9-3 viggen everybody is kung fu fighting *gets blown over by gust of wind/snow* in in the winter of '65 Carolina, Carolina, Carolina, Carolina, We share the same blood. Carolina, Carolina ... A day in the life... this show brought to you by the ketchup advisory board She's the one on methadone? ? No mom she's a methodist viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen viggen \"I got a flag out on my lawn, and I don't believe in minding no ones business but my own\" \"This will be a night to remember\" was gonna watch the wire but I got hungup listening to charlie daniels. smh Proud feet! working is ultra beat. SO PISSED AND TIRED AND GIANT HEADACHE. Reverse time, love me. Shots on Easter morning I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him I took off my glasses and rubbed my eyes, and came to the decision at last. Easter huh? Its not our abilities that make us who we are, it's our choices. #hp Harry Potter again haha. I NEED SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH. :( Need someone to cuddle with. :( Watching the last airbender awwwwww yeah Nimbus 2000 IS MY RIDE. #woot Awesome service from sweetwater! Thanks @matthewTadams RT @HolliGolddd: i miss #byebyebirdie i never do anything productive anymore. :( Pro tip: add ice to coffee to get iced coffee Red lion :) Terrorist or Octopus Freedom Fighter? Blah nothing to do saturday @tayloralexxx yoooooo. That is solid Maybe he's a professional tennis player. Class till 1230 D: Looking for a wife Harry Potter. Ya dig? @terribleandy :( wahhhh only saw you in Philly but you rocked! It was freezingggggg All of my life, I've wanted to say, we've come a long, long way. @hellokimberlee bring it @hellokimberlee lets do it. @hellokimberlee YO are we allowed on it? @al_lindquist Andrew! I will end you. Put it back. RT @thisisdavem: 420 is lame. people are stupid. but, that is a coincidence , no drugs for me. My brain is fried. Twaffic Sooooo sleeepy She thought I was joking when I said I was afraid of girls. Roaddddtrippppp Twaffic Coming home! jeez stop being so hard on yourself D: @lemmingsinlove GO TO BED YOU MORON @lemmingsinlove stop tweeting dumb stuff nobody cares. There's a hole in my heart where you used to be A few years ago today I do recall, a wonderful time for us all. Its official, I am converting to Judaism. I'm so glad you chose me Why won't you just marry me? Oh wait I know, because things aren't how they used to be In the car ._. I am reverting to my old antisocial ways There's a hole in my heart where you used to be Relevant image http://t.co/Yz0PJQs Bull rito! :D For your sake I still escape. @noahjlanders :) @noahjlanders except me? YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Come visit me at workkk! Meh sigh bloopers blah. Bored. Tswifffff<3 Not so bad, still one paper left to finish. Cue the violins, I am burning this town to the ground. Sigh. the world is my bathtub! I am not sure, but I think I am making progress well, I got my outline done! :D still gotta write the paper, wait, am i tweeting to much? actually don't answer that. somehow it takes me an hour to get started D: @jakeiguess epic tombstone guy has been eating an orange for the past 15 minutes staring at me. D: i think i stole his seat wow i was feeling so good and now i just hit like insta crashhh one test down, one paper down. one term paper, one test left. #wantsometoids Work till 5 One test down, one paper, one term paper, one test left. I am not okay. ok, so now i have an English Paper, A Bio Test, A Math Test, A Psych Term Paper and it is tuesday and I have nothing accomplished. fuck. me. triple tweet, lets just summarize, spent the entire night at giant working a paper, got it finished, show up at home and the paper is gone: fml. GOD DAMNIT YOU DUMB STUPID CRAPPY AWFUL BLASPHEMING GOOD FOR NOTHING IDIOTIC NON PATRIOTIC CRAP-O-LA computer y u loose my english paper Oh therapy can you please fill the void? the more that you get the less you are. RT @OhHiGreg: I know, I know Nothings gonna change that Bah Humbug! 27 cent seltzers are words to live by. @thisisdavem you are catching FRATHO. freaking retarded awful tragic hashtag obsession. #you #dont #need #to #hash #everything hmmm, listened to Blue Sky Noise, I won't say I love it but some tracks are catchy @jakeiguess @thisisdavem killa grove night life is absymal The proclaimers are so romantic. So jelly Fine Upstanding patriotic healthy normal worker of 711 My dream revolved around me wearing a cow suit and dancing on stage. #weird Leave me alone, I dont like fast women. That belongs in a museum! #epic Oh my god soooooooo bored. Someone hit me up Lets check out the maternity Ward, at least we know the girls there put out. Got me a joooooob :) First job interview. Sooooo0o0o nervous D: need some #toids to calm me down. Oh my God I could barely understand the poor fellow. #sev Home at exactly 3. Nice I am a mineralist. Shit, I am spending the rest of the night with Raise the Dead on repeat. #win I can't comprehend why people actually talk to me, I am a total freak of nature. nuff said. #wantsometoids I miss @leah_sayys so much. saw source code, definitely interesting. a crappy night turned nto an awesome dude date. On a dude date with micheal. Fml. Leave me to rot. I am a hermit. All i do is stay in my bed High school makes me nervous We will travel round the world just you and me shredder girl. <3 Can't stop listening to Plan to Take Over the Word EP RT @thisisdavem: @Weerd_Science you may be my fav drummer/rapper but... LETS GO PHILLIES! I enjoyed this song by @Greg_Benedict. You are my only option... Inhibit. http://t.co/W8lLwA5 @HolliGolddd fiber or fibre? And they will see how godless a nation we have become. http://t.co/DZ2QRCv only mew can help me cope. STOP APOLOGIZING START MAKING SENSE. #wantsometoids @tayloralexxx me too D: Rocking the flip flops Self destructive mind of dark design. Well my day had an unexpected turn for the better, sometimes its good to get out and about Jewish Exodus Moving Incorporated. Excellent news everyone. @noahjlanders and I are bros http://t.co/JO1Zajd @noahjlanders we are acquaintances at least What we do in llife echos in eternity I smell like dead people. Its not working out. I need to bail before I get stuck. I refuse to do anything productive today. I have not moved from this couch since 11 So tired. Can't think straight. About to pass out. #wantsometoids #lame #wantsometoids I am sad. RT @hannland: I want to start a blog. If only I had something to say... Baby bye bye bye Britney in the caf Saw @hellokimberlee walking around the high school. what? Btw everyone, we can start right now. Lets have an orgeee! Play today :) RT @austinraisbeck: And she screamed \"Claudio, dear Claudio! I wish, god damn it, we'll make it if you believe!\" #SSTB #sstb http://t.co/TtF1j1j Big brother where art thou? http://t.co/yaLHrmJ \"Just wrap me in a flag and throw me in the river\" @HolliGolddd http://t.co/VUK0SzU Play :) Nappppp:) I guess I'm \"not the dating type\" k #wantsometoids Too early You like me but I still like her. You've killed me that's all http://t.co/61avvKR Spanish is not a religion! Add cake, subtract self esteem. #wantsometoids And I'm sorry about you and me. http://t.co/m9qQ9El #wantsometoids So I like when people take my seat in class. #wantsometoids Women in the military? Preposterous. Back to the nursing corps! Spilled my soda shucks Tryna get some toids? Fuck these black people. Seriously. They have successfully said shit fuck and nigger in every sentence since they sat next to me an hour ago Don't get your hopes up. Let me rephrase, green tea. got some good green to lighten the mood @Apparatjik how could something so beautiful be a humanoid? Dying without coffee. Can't survive on one measly cup Afraid of my own shadow http://t.co/wrblQpA Food for gods. http://t.co/LjiHaAk Life is one sweet beautiful song. http://t.co/FJbsfib I will weld them to my feet. http://t.co/yxvZVAY What is his name? http://t.co/VFs43tP Pissing in the wind! http://t.co/WISYhDZ Black and white is mind numbing. http://t.co/lTG1Tua I can count to 10 backwards http://t.co/JWCQJdD Hipsters :o http://t.co/M3J9vsE Look at these hip people Drinking iced coffee is hip I guess. Got my permit. Get off the roads ladies and gents REDLIONREDLIONREDLIONREDLION. http://t.co/gkBx0JJ http://t.co/NTs84D4 in a galaxy far far away... http://t.co/7aDOs51 @jakeiguess sounds like my kinda humor Daily dose of mind control. http://t.co/zwf0okB I am so hip I purposely don't tweet about the weather. Handicapped minds. http://t.co/EOyYjW6 RT @thisisdavem: the jesus of suburbia is a lie. Great game. Time to sleep Flyers rhymes with buyers and liars and dryers. That is all. Oh the orange and such ridiculous behavior. http://t.co/b1zwNCH I am proud proud proud to be a cow! http://t.co/z4M89iw Your my only friend wawasour, ._. http://t.co/JvYvHIS \"Love is watching someone ride the septa\" http://t.co/RAqW6gV There is a war going on for your mind. If you are thinking you are winning. http://t.co/U95f5hK Style? I have style. Rocking the cap, plaid, carhart , jeans and sperrys Sitting in the library, guy next to me on the couch, cute chick sleeping on the other one, nice lady working on her laptop Death Cab on the way to school :) Gooks Food makes me happy Wow what the heck am I supposed to say to them I am in a bad mood. Hopefully band later though http://t.co/7KHvtlf Friends with deficits. Pretty pissed about tonight, I am such an idiot. Watching wild wild west. Baby come back you can blame it all on me lololol But I am okay with that It seems my life revolves around playing halo Moovie night tonight? I think so :) Eating with Mikey http://t.co/H5y7k8l MRP Lolololololol http://t.co/uU6roYD Today is legit, breakfast, jamming outside for a few hours, dairy queen, then crew and mikeys house :) So nice I am :-) @hannland yes D: technically I am a student @hannland damnit can you stop rubbing it in? You are crushing my already dangerously low self esteem. Glad to finally catch up with @HolliGolddd after not text in what seems like years. By catch up I mean complain about my life. So tired, red lion tomorrow. Would anyone like to come? Having a sing along playing my guitar walking down York road:) way fun Its always muddy in Philadelphia http://t.co/ncQDEMD Kitchen is my favorite place to write overly aggressive songs. What sound do mice make? All I can think of is meow but that can't be right. http://t.co/F2v49Rp Bob Dylan get out of my head damnit. Get out. PSSAs. Gotta love em. My body is refusing to get out of bed. crap. God damnit just round my tooth brush on the kitchen floor. Don't like your friends, don't like your frenn Bo0o0y frenn Mew marathon while programming, totally epic. :) D: Pshh I can't sleep now Third day in a row I have fallen asleep at 6 and slept till dinner. D: I need to slow this down. At crew. To much to often If i could look you in the eyes, I'd never let you go. Pssas so much fun I will feel normal today :| Too tired to move @HolliGolddd its funny I haven't once. there is no escape from my snow brigade. They say everything can be be replaced Hail? In march. Damnit gais Raining in the grove @hellokimberlee I want to go :[ Love sleeping in. Feeling a\nMillion times better I shall be released. oh how the tides turn. So tired. Awesome jam. Amazing what happens. I think my kitchen has a mystical source for song writing. Warren Haynes is my hero. Jamming today :) Too early. pray for us all, pray for us all. pray for us all, pray for us all. Definitely ready to move on. Bahahahahaa ok @tayloralexxx I've been forever alone At franconis. Oh yeah :) today is a day for LA OLLA EXPRESS :) feeling about zero motivation today. WHYYYYYY why did you change I love you more than your boyfriend does I dress nicer than your boyfriend. Green day marathon. i have written you off completely. I am also on spring break. that is all. I do not understand how some people, don't understand that they are making bad decisions. UNBELIEVABLE. My only comfort is the knowledge it won't end well maybe you'll come around by then. You are the most beautiful girl i have ever met. Surely you, can do better. I am frankly insulted Reading a million little pieces. Leonard is definitely Robert DeNiro that's how I picture him, but not like the film where that's his name. Well I'll say, it should not have worked out this way. We'll travel around the world just you and me shredder girl :3 Pipe count What about second breakfast? you gotta keep the devil down in the hole. #thewire #season1 #round2 Smoking one of these bad boys I snagged from work #laaromadecuba http://t.co/rVZYSSNZtq @HolliGolddd @CrapTaxidermy ahhhh Mcdonald eating you deserve a beating i was born with a heart of gold... but i melted it down, for a guitar I sold #sotu #snafu \"Limitless paper in a paperless world.\" I NEVER eat 3 plates of food anymore...but jesus mary and joseph this broccoli feta penne with sausage dish is amazing A dark night in a city that knows how to keep its' secrets, but one man is still trying to find the answers to life's persistent questions- a guy in a trenchcoat who knows how to get the job done Meaat Ludberg Piatacio became a master.of f:-) disguzw Operation minty hippLol 29 children go in 22 come out :-) papa deficient llool *lovecake* Add the copper suullfate This isa no life for my son live tweeting master of disguise LOST when you get a hind only to have the score already be 6500 to 2000 and there's already a heli in the air good guy greg on xbox \"good job guys everyone did good lets have another great game\" Blooop Malcolm X or speed of the white man? @HolliGolddd :( wahh sleeping with my new pet rock. What are friends for eh? The only hope for me is you :( Well, things are looking up for now. I guess. .___. Godspeed Comrade. Dairy queen! :) Don't try and cheer me up I see The longer I am gone the less you remember me. I guess it is better that way, but the thoughts always creep back into my mind at night. I think I am too picky. high standards for such a lowly man Cold and alone So bored nothing to do Slapping da bass. Band later? Good morning I swear I'm not a bad guy until you get to know me. @tayloralexxx killer grove lolol kbye. #risk at my house tomorrow at 3! :) I miss talking to you everyday. It's like an empty seat in a room full of people, your absence is overwhelming :[ Trollsky MC doushe face RED LION :) Love when people ignore me A one sided power struggle always makes me laugh. It's Megamaid sir, she's gone from suck to blow! Zz L o L Battle Star Galactose I am angry. that is all. Take shower. Rinse and repeat? How can you kick me out of what is mine? #jackblack K thanks bye Crewwww :x RT @thisisdavem: If the pen is mightier than the sword then how do actions speak louder than words? Camel on the mattress saw @RovertRolyat at Rite Aid last night. Forgot to tweet about it till now. Ski ski ski ski ski :) Skiing while listening to #sstb epic If you are thinking you are winning. STRESS. She said \"you're the one for me\" and he said \"baby I'm not who you thought I'd be\" It's a great day for black people of all races! ) I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. I can't describe the adrenaline rush I get every time when I listen to @RealJoshEppard play Everything Evil #sstb @jakeiguess -10 for a music school that requires mp3 not FLAC. Any \"digital production\" school would surely understand quality. Every time I watch Everything Evil at neverender I tear up. can't wait to see it live! #sstb With great power comes great responsibility My sleep schedule is ridiculous Ice coffee. We are doin it Timid? K. Be brutally honest. Was it better before me? I'm twice as sweet but half as bright! Somethign ticking clock lalalallalala mew<3 Cow frog? Bull frog! ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS. If you won't they will I am quite angry at you. You used to care 102 on math test :)) (I won't fail you now) #sstb My sweat has a distinct columbian scent. Would you tuck me in at night? Would you tell me its gonna be alright? Headachee D: D: in class essay Dream about forgeting car keys at work on Valentine's date. Wake up remember no job, no car, no date .___. I'm so romantic I should just marry myself. Watching monstaaas Inc Bio test D: Forever alone. ._. All alone Conspiracy on 104.5! @terriblethings woot! Jammizzling they say you have a social life, well I say you have an antisocial life. A dream within a dream. #mindblown Just show her your charm. \"I don't have any charm\" that's what I mean YOU SCREWED. Nothing to say. Peanut butter? ;) Rey Azteca :) Home! A beautiful girl. Who's smiles could cut me. Goin homeward! :) Mubarak is the name of my new band. @mattske83 you bet! Electric factory in April. so excited to see #sstb @mattske83 haha sorry, It was an inside joke while blasting sstb on the way to class Jerry:[ http://t.co/4Nqr0gC To early D: Whatttttttt Pittsburgh :((( 90% of sex is in your mind. (I wont fail you now) Real coheed fans only listen to second stage non stop. On repeat. #sstb tell me a story dear, tell me of a different time. Marry me silence. let us fade into obscurity. Lancers. I wish Libarry yalll Wawa! :) Class cancelled :) Sheep with and iPod like device. So apparently the chick that works in front of me works at a porn shoppe. you can do better than me, but i can't do better than you. @misadventurous whatever floats your boat. My boat is pretty sweet. Its pimped out with chrome and bikini models. @misadventurous at least your dad isn't a pastor like mine. I love when you don't text back. It really boosts my self confidencd Playing comforting things till my hands bleeed There is a inverse relationship between the amount of friends you have and the depth of your friendships Chuurch matts voice just cracked ahahahahaha so i am in lancers and Livin' on a Prayer comes on. epic. whoooaa were half way there whoooa livin on a prayer http://t.co/8ttSpx2 :) http://t.co/dXeaZ9E love hate relationships are my favorite nice hat mia http://t.co/UelTF0I sleeping is great. why do i always have to wake up D: at mikeys :) i has plenty more pictures! i think one per day is enough though mia :) http://t.co/EUlqrK4 toast and tea Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us. :[ even when i try and be social people avoid me like the plague steve is coming over to my house to jam. #legit @jakeiguess retarded children interfering with classroom learning? theres a girl in my class who looks like the chick from Eurotrip. dayum singing to myself in bed alone. things are getting worse I will manufacture music. i will bend time. forces of evil are entirely mine. its time for a healthy dose of claudio #sstb happy tweets are a major turn off. when i am famous i'll contact you, and see how the tides have turned. my arms will always remain open to you. GLOBAL DOMINATION MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. stop ignoring me :[ maybe I will have words with the world tomorrow. it is doubtful, but if it is deemed that i should escape my solitude, so be it. save me. home slices Lolololol http://t.co/CJ31m9G @PhillyInquirer nice article about github related stuff! giraffeee http://t.co/UErXD32 coffeee :] :] :] :] if only hello could drop its o @jakeiguess old news. start reading reddit []_[] would you marry me? (not now boy) finally got my books today. thats good. WTF this is a library people not a zoo walking into a room with female body parts on the projector at 9am is alarming these damn kids are hipping and hopping there is a war going on for your mind. if you are thinking, you are winning. flobotsss comeon errone. time to start a hip hop group. dibbs on slappin da bass homework whattt :( dunkiinn :D good morning sunshine awake when the sun hits the sky #sstb you are empty I slept all day and now i am wide awake fml just woke up aha. back to sleep? definitely :) great show today, got to meet my hero Josh Eppard! @terriblethings ohhhh my godd http://t.co/tuUVoZM joshhhh <3 terrible things better get on the stage real quick lolol going to see terrible things! FREE show, so errone go! @terriblethings calling all biddies, does anyone want to sleep in my snow fort with me? Fresh ground was good. camping in the snow fort tonight. :o would you run? would you run down past the fence? #sstb :) fresh ground tonight! #coffee so sick D: no pretzel rolls D: English Panther <3 what a nice way to start off a day of coheed marathons. cannot wait for #sstb dentist today. wtf five day weekend. solid. your dreams can't last forever! #sstb Would you run? Would you run? Would you run down past the fence?\n#sstb #neverender snow :[[ risk is on :)) risk at my crib. lemmie know if your down the hook of our captain is looking at you, theres no peter pan so what can you do? #alestorm i wont fail you now classes cancelled :) i dont understand, where is the snowstorm? you call them units i call them people! ghost1227 stepping down as Arch TU. #linux that's correct! its just the answer to a different problem. LOLOL math then home reading news in class @PhillyInquirer #bored bio lab. fml :(( cause your teeth won't stop chewing at my heart if i could look you in the eyes i couldn't let you go. up at school. gotta get my books still >.> #fail there is no escape from my snow brigade, #mew if i dare to say, i did quite well for the first time playing hockey. supposedly playing \"puck\" today. tswifff slapping da bass, :D my lack of friends is merely circumstantial #socialreject chilling out. solid. a few good men. fingersaregoingnumb im eric and i cheat at smash to win. #troll #edgedweller 9kos like a boss #boss trolling around. Ive upgraded from sloth to zombie sleep is for the weak chilling out :| nomnomnom http://twitpic.com/3s5hrp chicken ceasar salad :):):) good morning. i am officially ready to go back to bed. http://i.imgur.com/RxSan.jpg not sleeping tonight ಠ_ಠ check out that level bonus. very hard with samus #n64 http://twitpic.com/3rtznq when i get home i am going to salt all over you (i wont fail you now) ARE YOU FROM TURKEY? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEONE FROM TURKEY. YOU DIRECT TURKEY? no math prof. wait! here he comes! :| king phillip came over for gay sex. wow my prof is ridic Weerd science wiith @mc_lars? my life is completed. #warpedtour oh rly? http://twitpic.com/3rp6zg finally got a phone case. #likeaboss killer grove mall. Fzero X. #n64 chilling out wiff fleet foxes. hopefully heading over to the church later to practice. wow class schedule is messed up. time to drop english. NO way in hell am i having friday class #fml #smh english yippie! hey there twitter. first day of classes, thought you'd like to know. awake already :o Inception is possible. did someone cut onions? watching Everything Evil at neverender is making me cry tears of joy she screamed claudio, dear claudio i wish god damnit we'll make it if you believe #sstb trolling around sleep brings a new day i would feel foolish apologizing again. pizza :] over to ryans house, halo and smash brothers :) watching 8mm :) hanging out with mia. http://twitpic.com/3qqq8g watching the jets game. i wonder if Mark and Claud are related :p @claudiopsanchez eating Za at franconis :) anyone wanna go sledding? @jakeiguess the only failure is making my record. so. chilling out. lunch at mels. back to my crib and then chinese tonight. @xkellllymul church. chinese later listening to Narrow Stairs and chilling out #sigh legooos :) http://twitpic.com/3qfgq5 desperate need of musical fusion did you ever hear what i told you? did you ever read what i wrote you? there is no escape from my snow brigade GOT MY TICKETS FOR SSTB WOOOT WOOT WOOT #SSTB #COHEED #WOOT bacon :)) #reddit bagelsss #nom sleeping bag ls are a life saver when your parents refuse to turn on the heat. #frugal Band of Horses and Carbon Leaf marathon #chillout BORED, and I am really hungry D: this week i resolve to attempt to make plans for friday night. BORED. no plans for tonight. hit this gangster up on my way home. switched one class so ill be done by twelve every day and have off fridays :) u jelly? chicken caeser is amazing http://twitpic.com/3pzmrr playing some good ol' smash bros. bring it master hand. #n64 WHY AM I UP SO EARLY. making tea. #win i give up on trying to have a normal sleep schedule drinking tea and listening to John Mayer Trio. #win If this cat comes near me I am gonna hose her We recognise the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen dis week @ 230. Kielbasa, Classic '230 Style' 12 Bean Soup, Roasted Chicken Thighs, and more! No one man should have all that power / The clock's tickin', I just count the hours / Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power *last nonfree cigar* It twas my last cigar @jakeiguess bph (buns per hour) dat moment when someone rolls up in a saab 9000 I moved my bed to the radiator so it keeps my feet warm catnip on my bed russian hat on my head The saying is like \"I became a republican when I got a real job\". I just got a real job, but I'm still not a republican. one problem with sexists is that they often cherry picking of data. when you draw from a pool of 50% of the planets population, it's too EZ. Planet \"oh well\" Planet yell Sends tobacco mag in the mail Sears is closing / sad day / It's Saturday and the band is playing /\nHoney, could we ask for more? 'uh' - will smith humpty dumpty loves spelunking . amalgamated consolidated # If you're daydrinking in the theater and you know it clap your hands and you really wanna show it laugh out loud during sad parts #horbi ... Jingle bombs jingle bombs Got a chef hat so official master of the kitchen O holy crap my mom just said \"true story\" #oldpeople http://i.imgur.com/w3iXJ.jpg four score and herpederpe back to sleep till 9ish. montco trip with jake when i fall asleep, your face is all i see. star cecil :) #sstb sledding at lower moreland was fun @Colleennnmarie curly ;) i always feel warmer in plaid paper plates #lazy http://twitpic.com/3phcvs anyone who is delusional enough to believe thay coldspring is an adequate sledding turf is seriously messed up. try a real hill. #sledding @marks_the_spot droid ._. @marks_the_spot that requires getting out of bed, which i just got back into again #nofriends slept all day in the basement #sloth #troll now have nothing to do. the worlds not big enough for the both of us when we live in the same town. #sstb chilling out with mia :) http://twitpic.com/3pdr73 awake at 10am? #wtf \"the paper reads you loose\" #sstb changed my entire life. your dreams can't last forever #sstb well. I'm watching dumb and dumber. so good and ridiculous. #lifetimemovies i won't fail you now. #sstb @claudioPsanchez going to good will! #frugal #flannel cause i won't be coming home when you get this, i'll be dead #sstb \"we'll make it if you believe\" back to bed. just woke up #slothmetal i think this cold weather is seriously effecting me #cabinfever my word is good. Flat People. check them out. http://jamendo.com/en/album/74857 motivation is at zero. #slothmetal ramen for breakfast, ramen for lunch, ramen for dinner. eating all this #ramen won't make me any thinner. \"never let her go, ever\" \"grab her and kiss her, like a movie.\" \"go save her\" hey there delilah :) got some Za from franconis :) djembe is not my primary instrument i will follow you into the dark done wrong. introducing Calvins Flying Circus. a magical musical act with an ever changing lineup. who will show up this week? #fml this cup of coffee is good what are you trying to hide? i thought honesty was the best policy. our policy. \"maybe if i start smoking weed you will like me. LOL JK GROSS CUT THAT OUT\" #maryjane chilling out with my peeps #chill if you would like to sleep in a coffin that would be alright. @jakeiguess the real frank. http://twitpic.com/3o9nzk going to see #truegrit with ryan and tompkins :) what do you want me to tell you? havent updated my facebook since tuesday #socialsuicide i asked if she wanted to be a pharmacist, if she says yes i'm gonna bang her. Aunt A's making breakfast :] easy A :) http://twitpic.com/3o10ef @noaheverett rednecks in V necks unix terminal built into blackops? i dig. hanging out at mikes josh eppards drumming on Good Apollo I is so tight, possibly his best work as a drummer is on The Willing Well I-IV #josheppard tryna find plans for this weekend. in JoJo's for the first time in a month :] out of bed before 12 three days in a row. its a miracle. SNOW trip out to montco and guitar center tomorrow. sleepy time @Colleennnmarie for how long yo? http://twitpic.com/3nm6s5 frank janas #dejavu got drunk got high got chinese food http://twitpic.com/3nktbd representing the KGB at city hall http://twitpic.com/3njrqo to forgive is divine, so lets have a glass of wine and have make up sex until the end of time time timeeee i miss you :[ Comment: chilling at bk #photwi http://twitpic.com/3ncd8g sitting around home ._. #blargh wayy to early. packing up and heading out. i won't be coming home when you get this, i'll be dead. i won't fail you now. well your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, but the legend of the rent way hardcore. #hardcore yummy eggs and toast and tea! just woke up. break is quite enjoyable :) i spent so long chasing something i thought i wanted, i lost touch with reality. now i realize it all happened inside my head. son, fear is the heart of love #deep hipster hitler loves death camp for cutie. #hipster Comment: busing it up yo. #photwi http://twitpic.com/3msk7n chipotle :) looking for a wife. never give up never surrender this year i resolve to, get a job, find a wife, get a car, finish an album, buy a drum kit, loose weight, roadtrip. #resolutions le church. theres a million reasons to go but only one to stay. mixed signals often speak louder than words spoken without hesitation. #foodforthought oh goshh im freaking out #sstb #neverender #2011 happy new year! #2011sucks got drunk got high got tasered :] #adlibs hittin up @tayloralexx crib. partyhard? #2011 @Beaverr14 where at? i keep a low profile #sneaky @Greg_Benedict im diggin the trees with no leaves. to be honest, i havent been awake this early in a long time. #sleepschedule 2010 is over in less than 24 hours. maybe this year will be worth my time. oh, only one new years left #2012 band practicee :| #chill my tapes and cd's just wont sell, i bet my caddy will. completely addicted to pomegranet lemonade. #addict slothing around all day if i could look you in the eyes. she spider. evening naps :) going to the movies at 9! franconis get a grip and take a hint. i don't understand why you have to make me the bad guy. why am i here again #mallrat @marks_the_spot you managed to escape yet again. the boulder takes issue with that comment. rents are out all day. who wantsta partay? RAWR WHY ME. #fml walking the grove with the KGB. @marks_the_spot to the willow grove mall. I shall cut the word in stone, for it is the heart of this earth and the meaning and the glory. The sacred word: EGO i dont mind sleeping in but at this point my sleep schedule is so screwed up i an always tired. willow grove is boring and cold. someone come warm me up? my dad absolutely cannot work a play station 2. #oldpeople attempted to go to impact. was closed. crying my eyes out. sleeping in late night shopping at giant :) i avoid septa like the plague. SNOW SNOW GO AWAY COME AGAIN IN MID MAY on my way home in the storm in new york with the family. giant black megachurch. WOW. crazy. i live like a hermit in my own head. you can run away, but you should look back twice, just to be on the safe side. cleaning up ny room. @Greg_Benedict Rednecks in V-necks? vanilla ice ice screaming baby crush her soul - like a grape. OH MY GOD THERE IS GONNA BE A CARS SEQUEL :D HO HO HO murry christmas! new phone :) i wish you weren next to me right now. looks like another lonely christmas eve. Maybe i'll get a new phone for christmas that would be nice. Cool phone stop working. Christmas eve doesn't start till nighttime :) @hannland i think they are required. The world must know my story. so long amory. Getting ready to do some last minute shopping #fml I feel closer to you when there is a distance between us. I've apparently lost all social skills. Avatar season finale! Feeling better :) MY EYEBALLS BURN. Backstage fail. @jakeiguess never give up, never surrender! Is it the dreams that make us real? I'm the only hope for you because you're the only hope for me. S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W watching avatar :] making lunch. going down to the highschool later to help out. Maybe we'll have the same psychologist! goodbye facebook. missed my final. thats wonderful news. Ew. I hate wearing hoodies. will you be my succubus? until i wake up? Why am i so bad at being good? I woke up before twelve. It's a miracle I've fallen behind. i can't keep up with you. \"i looked out this morning and the sun was gone\" SUGARMAN SIGHTING AT THE MALL. listening to apparatjik, heading down to the mall and doing some christmas shopping after dinner. I feel like the victim of a drive-by relationship. Breakk :) Remember when we were young? band practice was no good. family in hospital. all alone at home. Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money! In a quiet corner of your mind, you will see me. you'll see me. maybe not now but over time. Note to self: never eat that much ramen again. the truth will set you free. Tryin to find something to do. Anyone want to go christmas shopping? Wawa :) It's the power of the temperpedic bed! Too early for a saturday. studying and doing dishes, what a party. Oh yeah it is friday. I guess that means i should attempt to make plans for tonight. Today is friday :) remember we used to be? its funny to think that. History final. Wish me luck. ask me anything? \"the fiction will see the real\" still writing this paper :| but i'm feeling a hundred times better :] headache. to much coffee. giant paper to finish. very unhapy :| my headache is a physical reaction to writing this paper. learning makes me feel awful. Solution? More tea! That once entangled, there is never any going back. Once connected, we are always and forever one. stopping by the school again. hopefully I won't make it a habit :| Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. back at my crib. alestorm :} doing le laundry and playing le guitar. Okay so deep coversations make me a good friend? I guess that makes you a fake jerk. avatar :] No more pizza. Ever again. Hold onto the the things you favor most Sick of tea? Thats like being sick of breathing! band success. just gotta learn these songs nao. WATCHIN more avatar. hit me up. :} the future is not set. there is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Never give up without a fight. utilize your phone to send me messages of goodness. i think i will go to sleep. I HATE PEGGY HILL. I will stick by my mate. exactly what a monkey would do You call it moving on. i call it giving up plans? no. class :| brutal if youre real tell me now. finished like a boss chinese food soon. i am excited. (: not now boy. would you marry me? Truth? I want to say i told you so. I won't though. screwed. gotta make this dump speech :[ you be tails, i'll be sonic. I know we are gonna get it, I know we are gonna get away. I am half of us. In the moment I am reminded of the saddest fact, that once connected we are always and forever one. There is no fate but what we make. Listening to some @Apparatjik goodness. in a quiet corner of your mind... a spider on a wheelchair with a Jalapeño with music notes coming out like a horn. can anyone draw that? put some mew on and calm down. SOME GUY JUST GOT TAZERED ON MY BACK PORCH. holy crap. Truth? I want to live under a rock. Truth? I never send good morning texts because i don't wake up till like eleven. BAGELS. Truth? i want. starbucks. Truth? i miss the old days Truth? all capital letters bug me. truth? you are the last thing on my mind before i go to sleep and the first thing on my mind when i wake up. Truth? every time i listen to Everything Evil i get goosebumps. every single time. right when claud sings \"we'll make it if you believe.\" Truth? Everytime my phone rings i get really nervous when i answer. No matter what. Truth? I wrote a few songs about you. I never play them now. Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive and i walk alone. every day i tell myself 'no regrets' i regret EVERYTHING. monday. last week though so its kay so throw away the plans that we have made, because you've taken the wrong way out and it will leave you empty inside. well i know i'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school. But the question still stands The statue of liberty is kaputt. That is disconcerting. peeps are coming ova churchness. got dyed in wool down. now i just need to figure out how to raise my voice three octaves. 3 new shirts and an awesome new flannel. wardrobe upgrade. cold brewing some iced tea and listening to music. maybe i should have gone to the show? :| NAH THIS TEA TASTES TOO GOOD. awesome night jamming out with steve. breaking in the new guitar. sounds great plugged in. snowball. just kidding i'm not going. steves coming over and we'sa jam and stuff. ya dig? How blind can you be, don't you see, you chose the long road road but we'll be waiting. cold Oatmeal. home. new guitar. sleep. Just saw a redditor! And nothings going to change that hopeless feeling, I get when you say you'll understand. and I know you can't. I know that you can't. And she screamed, Claudio! Dear Claudio! I wish, God damn it, we'll make it if you believe! Proclaimers goodness. Show you how much i care Filling up the beast yada yada 4:14am yada yada I need to fix my sleep scheule yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada ya @kellihaugh 2 cats 4 guys @jakeiguess https://t.co/XOUJ8lwZtM @kaihendry me u & stephen hawking too @kaihendry x220? if you are making fun of emacs users, you probably had a good interview #hopetheydontlookatmytwittercauseisayinappropriatethings music starter pack http://t.co/SgA5Z2q9CN I'm in the shade trying to keep that shit out of my eyes Deadlines / Big News In country Stephen Hawking uses an Lenovo X220, I use an X220. Either I am going to be a physicist or remain wheelchair bound Grandmas in the hizzouse if we privatize the road system we could finally start paving them with gold In other news I am now one of the moderators of the philadelphia subreddit, so please bow down to me my legs feel weak (from a lack of use) am i supposed to have a problem with a patriarchal society? dad calls \"so what are you up to today\"\" *rapidly tries to think up something good*... \"cleaning and cooking?\".. it sounded 0% believable I left the house today One phone interview down, one scheduled #path_to_greatness No, Sam. I can't recall the sight of the outside world, nor the sound of a shower running, nor the touch clean clothes up soups creak without a ladel spending all of my willpower trying to collect myself during the course of a phone call after just waking up with little sleep bojack round 3 https://t.co/mMsEzCVT02 doing absolutely nothing ever again. watching \"Heartbreak Ridge\" starring Clint Eastwood. pretty good so far. My silence is a desperate outcry to those who care least. Dear my friends in the time we spent, forever after beyond this, when will our nightmare ever end? ready to disappear. Why do you hide behind a mask? your worries aren't bothersome for me Coffee, blood, and mint flavored gum finished my portfolio. like a boss. claudio sanchez is the man, i am a really big fan, i don't have a tan, i cook my ramen in a pan (deeper meaning is hiding in there somewere) a series of knocks to the young girls head. 0.o snow brigade. [: working on my term paper. you should look back twice. just to be on the safe side. Am I Wry? Oh my fallacy! RAIN. :[ frengers. yummy. Intertwining ethereal souls with turbo-charged lips. you reject my advances so easily. whats your gangster name? \"The Wall\" came out 31 years ago today. sloth now. fake work. sleep later. your dreams can't last forever! Salad <3 falling asleep in library. couches so comfy. need coffee. Jamaican me crazy mon the blood on your hands isn't yours. can anyone figure out what song \"Milk Foot\" by davenport cabinet sounds like? I swear the chorus reminds me of some classic rock song. do you remember last july? it seems to me the year flew by. do you remember last june? starry nights and a full moon. Chalk full of dissonance get ready to be Disappointed. No ones at the bus stop. I think all gangsters are on extended vacation. There are no secrets this year. most days i wish i hadn't met you. so i can sleep at night. so i don't have to watch you throw it all away new ideas are spawned late at night. much accomplished :D must scribble down thoughts. eyes burning like crazy. prepare yourself. :| blarghh. think i'll take a shower and go to sleep. RT @evgenymorozov: WikiLeaks is what happens when the entire US government is forced to go through a full-body scanner FAKE. your indifference is killing me. time to set the sparrow free, your indifference is killing me, time to walk away, time to leave. asdfgafhadfhadgjaskfgaksjgflwks writers block Did you run, because you thought that you didn't deserve it?\nBut you knew deep inside that you'd earned it All I can say is that Creative Commons is the most powerful idea I’ve heard since they told me there was going to be a sequel to Star Wars pretending to work on my paper ._. as the vultures circle above i lay in the sand. instead of barren wastes i see you holding my hand. how could something so beautiful be a humanoid? no more stories are told today, i'm sorry the washed away. no more stories. the world is grey. i'm tired. lets wash away. Sunday morning. two birds one stone. here i am. forever alone. You don't even know serious i am about this. we're just getting started. I hope. Bowling for soup. Epic. Wasting my time. When will something be worth fighting for? Just woke up. Thank god for saturdays Looking in your eyes brings me right back to a million times i can't remember. Skating the ice :D :D wasted an entire day doing nothing ._. Ice Skating tonight :D :D :D having a mew-sic marathon. awesome new setup in mah crib. throw my telescopes in the air saying ayooooooo i'm Galileo. lets do it. and never look back. alone for christmas this year ._. thanksgiving! sigh. black lives matter *Jumps into moving traffic* I like the sp? it denotes a level of acceptance of inperfection. Admitting that you are unsure of a word while moving on without hesitation @jakeiguess i do what i do this week in food: marinated curry chicken thighs with roasted veggies, homemade fresh bread, Jambalaya, and italian sausage and rigatoni. \"I witness rappers rap half feminine like atmosphere shows\" my mom asked if i was depressed... i mean if you have to ask I'm perfecting this playlist 'kick it\" ♫ Kick It by Calvin Morrison http://t.co/G1TtMzYxnz #NowPlaying she work 9 - 5 you work 5 - 9 @TwinPinesPA what's the place it's at? some house? I paid dues now dudes pay attention too much thinking / i gotta keep this free style steady #householdryanmarch #whistlegame 99.99% matt is reading twitter now and not sleeping he claims making me be completely quiet at 9pm Oil Jihad the rigatoni is hard the fresh priggy is fresh @Rickert29 matt being the theist me and @Rickert29 arguing http://t.co/zmcY6Tvvfo I feel like American Art and Cosmic Drama are like... not worth listening too. I love it, I but once Flies dropped i haven't gone back the bullshit give and take The Middle East NY/PA NY/PA NY/ Rap/act sabbatical no gold chains, just house keys on shoe strings DJ Pipe Dreams` #best3backtobackrapsongs O.P.P / Let Me Clear My Throat / Smack LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT it's that old school rap with that new school hip Eat the fucking snow https://t.co/qhGsKYvSB7 I'm an executive order and I just kind of happen (music dies) *takes a drag from his cig* and that's it re burning flags: so fucking what, our government has destroyed any respect that flag may have once deserved scumbag statist: hates police brutality, continues to support the state regardless of it's actions What is point a peaceful protest against a militant police force? This is why there's 2nd amendment last time i checked. #seasonsgreetings #ferguson man with shotgun... kkk is here... wtf is this shit @jakeiguess \"No no i don't want a ride home on thanksgiving I'll just trek 12 miles in the snow myself\" - jake 2 minutes ago Deadlines / Big News the beautiful return to heaphones #roxboroughproblems your desktop speakers pick up KYW lo-fi that is where do they get a list of families to donate food to for thanksgiving cauze 230 osborn food marked 'c' is getting lo breakfast: sausage egg sandwich / eggs + toast + potatos. lunch: PBnJ, Ramen. dinner: pasta with meatsauce, pasta with butter rinseandrepeat you can't keep running in and out of my life / said my mic Crust punx Michael Scott: \"It's not a blockbuster year for me financially. My blockbuster stock is down\" when you tune in and it's the last 10 minutes of Garrison Keillor, not the 10 minutes before it starts... singing \"I think I can, I think I can\" while praying cranking the engine 3 breakfast sandwiches a day keep the doctor away life after \"bojack\" i need to gett out of the cittttyyyyyyy *goes to ikea* \"The River\" about?” Its a weirdo adaptation of \"come thou fount\". KNEW IT @MorrisonEva for people like you who always have to go shopping https://t.co/ssELpFSJIz poplar / sleep Which middle eastern state will we support in 10 years? 50/50 chance it's ISIS or a puppet dictator we put in place kugel / nevada / bitch / life Jakes a dingi Literal pipe dreams @kellihaugh I str8 up forgot about you Tiki snuggling me / hell freezing over so sue me for thinking weatherbox was worth a shot Just like a broken record skippin' a part / That we both oughta know by heart. swiig looks at phone, proceeds to remember his own birthday logic is a cruel mistress reverend cleo say how did i forget track royalty? Thinkpads: you leabe your laptop unplugged before bed and at 11am it still has 15% \"The Moose\" Belieber #Pray4Corbett And I even got a flat tire today I ate. 1 medium onion. 1 packet ramen noodle with Goya chicken bullion, 5 potatoes, 2/5th lb pasta shells fast forwarded through the whole walking dead episode. terrible Losing my shit Hair cut getting you down? Hop in the back seat like a taxi Boom roasted V spicy Is donald trump being #abelist by thumbs upping? Is he mocking reporters without thumbs? #Inauguration Congrats President Trump! Goodbye President Obama! O happy day! RT @realDonaldTrump: It all begins today! I will see you at 11:00 A.M. for the swearing-in. THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES - THE WORK BEGINS! What a time to be alive. Are you guys ready to #MAGA????? T T T Today Junior Hoppy hour hero is the only IPA I think I've ever liked my skepticism about Atmosphere is rapidly waning Got this rocking Alt-Rap playlist called Alt-Rap Essentials that I am really digging Up and up Manchester vs weatherbox March fifth o six Goodnight merchant of death / it's friday https://t.co/9rkvcDMAQI Seek The Perique So drink your Gin and tonic-aaaa and I've been having car crash dreams / not sure if they mean anything / but it keeps out of the driver's seat Just watched \"Look Who's Back\" on Netflix. Very funny saint monday Of course there's some fucking bullshit islamic truck of peace the one fucking weekend I go to Berlin @jakeiguess Jake alone with 2 Cats for 1 week lol Fuck ISIS Indescribable like \"dog you had to be there\" @jakeiguess no that's 'gallons per mile' actually dat 2.94 doe stop being silly, fixed gears are stoopid @PhillyInquirer we've been sleeping soundly. Only pigs need worry @PhillyImquirer if a inner city youth is murdered don't they deserve a multimillion dollar 48 day manhunt? \"Not to crush this fat rap oh shit check out this Typical Cat Nat scratch\" Typical Cats Typical Cats Typical Cats Typical Cats McDonald eatin / you deserve a beatin / Send you home a weepin 2-stroke vs 4-stroke go! hellz yeah rick potatoes, hot saucer, onions. tiny bites, blueberry pie @PhilaParking is getting pissed because uber is coming out swinging. #gourdgeous http://t.co/nRj4QZnJr3 #2drunk2crunk2skunk #paganbaby #niceday \"I got hard, but she wouldn't let me go hard\" cue six weeks of armchair-psychology and fear mongering I am the only son of a pastor I know / who does the things I do. \"this week is gonna swallow me\" it's friday shit. i need a stiff drink, to take my mind off thingz 2am-zinger reddit is volatile http://t.co/VIMUz5zTLA screw it, i am watching harry potter #diealone #wissachickon #yomammassofatwingardiumleviosadontwork black tie or blue jeans #nowspinning http://t.co/a5FKNq2mgf spinning flies in all directions this year has been ok i guess probably not my best \"Black people die first is typical bit in Horror movies. Qwel takes out whack rapper faster than that.\" I love rap genius For all the cats searchin' hard for the content who won't settle for the nonsense / For those whose intellect will not accept the dumb shit @jakeiguess y not both I saw the moonlight’s mirrored glow / On that old dirty city’s snow / I sat there feeling low http://t.co/rdghCTfwZP ops mom :-) gv @PhilaParking what do i do if the streets department has blocked my egress from a narrow block, it's 2 hour parking, and I can't back out? feminism != egalitarianism General status: 2 sixpax 1 man NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY/PA NY i've been having car crash dreams / Not sure if they mean anything RT @maggiemeadee: Educate yourself before deciding that 'GMOs' are bad for you and your family. #science i had a dream about seeing glocca morra kill it live this week is gonna swallow me Dog snore I snore i don't have that beer app but this UFO Belgian White is good from what i hear i just want to watch a movie where every character isn't a caricature Driving the XJ all weekend makes me so happy/sad Sgt Peppers is my go to classik like, if people don't believe the official 9/11 timeline, what events in previous generations did people not believe? i'm not saying Ebola is a false flag op, but like, why not jump on that shit once it starts rolling? Anyone wanna go 2 new york? RT @HankQuotes: What were you thinking? The Russians don’t even believe in communism any more. I ended my last reddit comment with \"Tu Quoque Mother Fucker\". I am a logical badass. @anamericangod http://t.co/IoO3X4Kfnr frankly, i'd rather have Corbett in office, even if he is a shit head. 0/2 for giant, this time they don't even have pumpkin flava.. wtf air drumming the shit out of this set, i mean seat, i mean people are staring, but they're not clapping. *goes to half time* how long you been watching? Since 1978 I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM A EAST FALLS BASEMENT CAKED IN CAT FOOD AND SELTZER, EATING PEANUT BUTTER JELLY I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM AN EAST FA giant, y u have 'pumpkin' coffee but it's just flavoring? Man, if i had a kid I would be so much more productive. It's easy to wake up early when you have responsibilities! 100% the quality of a show is spelled out entirely in it's intro sequence - bojack horseman The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually you’ll be dead #2crunk2punk2drunk Bigger dreams bigger failures #ghettogandalf Killa grove card EveryCard™ There should be a service that signs me up for every groceey store Besides your neighborhood, your beer and yourself what else do people talk about? Carhart on pipe out limit Intellectual wasteland People are downvoting you, but you probably wouldn't be a bad choice - /r/philly moderator, aka i should be the next new mod u ain't nothin but a dog. Its the flobots @HolliGolddd mimi keeps calling me henry and calling tim uncle stanley, so there's that #firstworldproblems my head is higher than the shower head on 9/10 showers. so this is what studying is like... join the fight https://t.co/fqu0z5LxaJ the whole cop killer thing, I'm not a cop. He's only killed cops, I'm not concerned. the trick with karma is the multiplier effect, get one good comment, keep the upvotes rolling by adding child comments. @HolliGolddd ugh you know when amber stainback is posting infowars links, you're not crazy. RT @CherryHillJeep: @lemmingsinlove @SEPTA Well done, Calvin. Well done. http://t.co/pYibJJCBIx Repping the jantones at coheed #diealone my life has seriously improved since i gave @septa the middle finger and got a car. @claudioPsanchez since you're already in west philly, you should not miss the delicous food trucks like cuchina zapata or Pitruco's pizza RT @anamericangod: do you enjoy my tweets? consider sending me hundreds of dollars. who remembers seeing soasin kill it? remember max threw up? Disregard roads, acquire capital See I'm a rapper thats an actor / You act rap with no heart lets hope my car starts. In other news: man found parking at drexel, didn't have to pay hank shrader, you done screwed up you don't know about the things i fukking think @TwinPinesPA this is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed, bitch! He who taps the pipe seizes the night eat the fuckin snow No matter what I do I'll never lose \nMy old friend the blues Totally forgot today was 9/11 156 1577 #S2mfs #$ 3500 tweets and for what? A hip-hop icon, MC radical, Back on track from my rap/act sabatacle two dollars twenty seven cents, january seventeenth, two thousand six. you're killing me smalls Now let me clear my throat! you can't keep running in and out of my life said my mic I like my steaks thick and my jets private - Will Smith You criminals flip lines and forget to committ crimes This is the most secure place in the whole of England Cause freedom RT @Meglamore: The Pledge of Allegiance is just one big run-on sentence... I never realized that even after saying it everyday for 13 years… @SEPTA_SOCIAL where's the 9 at wiss to cc?? ''now she's stuck with you, like a fat guy with a bad tattoo\" @BurgerKing is steppin up it's game. had yet another delicious Whopper this week at the new #willowgrove #bk Boner 4ever #locallandmark RT @ThisIsDaveM: i would like to wish my bro @lemmingsinlove good luck in his \"endevors\" tonight. #GETSOME #LOL Today I saw a U lock on a medical walker #phillly Glooocca mooorraaa RIP rock the best dog http://t.co/EDqzirOiou 4845 come tonight to jive Faster than a speeding SEPTA bus, more powerful than the teacher's union, able to reach Willie Penn statue in a single bound, Wooppwooppwoop @pathogenomenick does that build all the dependencies also? Too much history in willow grove \" This company is a joke, this job sucks. I'm out!\" Lol Are metaphors metophorically keeping you down? Cuz he lired about his major and said fuck the whole thing @jakeiguess Jort jorts @SEPTA_SOCIAL second time mentioning an overcharging employee this time can you fire him? Just got charged 6.00 for a zone 3 ticket at willow grove. When I waited for my change he said ' you're good'. Same guy as before? #corrupt @SEPTA_SOCIAL where's the 9 outboud?? Was supposes to be at 30th st & market 10 mins ago... Hand to hand Team Sobotka 99% of problems in Luther are a result of a disarmed population The guy I'm sitting next to smells so much like weed I'm getting dry mouth @SEPTA_SOCIAL are there Nike racks on all buses? @SEPTA_SOCIAL wtc @SEPTA_SOCIAL where is the 124 @ 9.54 to cc? Don't rap at me RT @NationalDebt: $17,276,126,988,070.62 (+) #nationaldebt @SEPTA_SOCIAL one of your drivers was talking about Obama having a fake birth certificate. Is septa racist? @PhillyInquirer @phillydotcom This movie is insane 9:51 9 to cc mysteriously late as usual (my theory is that it doesn't exist) @SEPTA_SOCIAL Paris 96 @SEPTA_SOCIAL loving standing out in the cold as the nearly empty 125 passes but I can't get on because it's an extra fare even going 2 wiss @SEPTA_SOCIAL not sure I am off already. Why is the GPS frequently disabled? @SEPTA_SOCIAL 10:02 until 10:26 when the next 9 came @SEPTA_SOCIAL I'm sick of taking the bus everyday and my 15 minute ride turns into a 45 ride because of a half hour wait @SEPTA_SOCIAL Yeah that's the next bus. Apparently you guys forgot to run the 10:08?? What the heck @SEPTA_SOCIAL in the cold wet weather getting splashed by passing buses waiting 4 mine. Whys the 9 late? Where's the 10:08 at wissahickon? Season six house omg so good @SEPTA_SOCIAL delayed vs no bus st all?? Ridge ave is clear there's no road issues here since other buses are passing fine.. Route 9 Been waiting for 40 minutes still no bus... Why have schedules if you don't stick to them? @SEPTA_SOCIAL My milk is rich and creamy Just had a delicious meal at @BurgerKing Just posted a photo http://t.co/bSPa38BpGB Omg my moms Pandora played sexy back then thrift shop Take me home country roads Finals @jakeiguess what song #killing #indians #genocide Filch as the first doctor? This docudrama is awesome Only libertarian on /r/Philadelphia as usual Just posted a photo http://t.co/eWG1buffA8 I'm out like the last helicopter out of Saigon. Enders game film 9/10 @SEPTA_SOCIAL willow grove train station. Old black lady talking to another lady (couldn't see her), about a man, possibly younger Heard septa employee discuss another employee who is charging extra 50c & pocketing difference. #septa #corruption #investigate #willowgrove Just posted a photo http://t.co/mUqc3J7cJv Hugh Laurie is my main man RT @gail_l_rosen: Curious about evolution of housekeeping genes, AAI, and genomic fluidity between different genomes? Check out POGO! http:… Norristown line late twice today @SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA_SOCIAL as per our discussion I am sitting in the pouring rain and the 124 and 125 past me still waiting for your 'local' 9. @Meglamore prime number #indivisible @Meglamore boooring next time get a prime #kittyinthecity http://t.co/X8bsfJX1WM @SEPTA_SOCIAL if you really wanted that you would eliminate the wissahickon stop all together @SEPTA_SOCIAL you don't get it. It is exactly the same route. No difference, same stops @SEPTA_SOCIAL anyway why is it 3.75 to go to wissahickon on the 124 and 125 and not on the 9 or 62? Its the same trip? BS @SEPTA_SOCIAL admit you made a mistake you fucks RT @thenativechic: Septa aint shit...since when you got a transpass but still gotta pay $1.50 to get on the bus to KOP?!?!?? http://t.co/51hmFyxLMd @SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA_SOCIAL seriously you guys should check your website and make sure it is in line with your other information @SEPTA_SOCIAL 124 30th to wissahickon. website is clear that it is 1 token Bitched out at the bus driver tryna charge me 3.75. @SEPTA_SOCIAL tell your bus drivers to fuck off Almost got ran over in the bike lane, tailgate, honk, yelling then throws a mcflurry out the window at me, but hit a old black lady #philly Brad I'm with the beareu Halloween posters! http://t.co/ORIwFFu1wH In the city only for a while... Repping Mr BG http://t.co/8F2kljVBxs Listening to Frengers alllways puts me to sleep #,republicanssuck Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool RT @ThisIsDaveM: Around 4:30pm myself and @lemmingsinlove will be #NewJerseyBound for @Coheed! @cobaltcalcium @Heedfeed March 5th o six Let's pray the government permenantly shuts down #prisonbreak No crew to keep my crown or throne @michaelcburgess seems like a really reasonable guy! thumbs up for his interveiw/interrogation being aired on C-SPAN RT @repjustinamash: Gun shots reported at Capitol. RT @chuckwoolery: Please trend #DemocratShutdown. At least try. Guvernmunt @jakeiguess #sucka the most famous person to come out of here was the guy who played leatherface in all of those chainsaw massacres Wonder years ##yeaah Portland's an OK city.... I'm missing my kitty its a freaking week day baby did u remember to feed my cat? @jakeiguess , high instigator Rip hank #yolo #dea That awesome moment when the marching band starts cadences outside our class preventing any learning http://t.co/ulCHRwSvGg We have three cats now!!! #catpeople March fifth, '06 @Mike_Janas126 me too buddy #phillt ♡ http://t.co/IIGhW37NjJ Lemon grass for lunch #wordtoyourmother Check out the hook while my dj revolves it #swag #hatersgonnahate #respect Beardsly McTurbinhead This class is retarded @misadventurous loud ass-procedure? #sucks2suck RT @CatoInstitute: Supporters of #MarriageEquality shouldn't be blind to other violations of fundamental rights, says @ishapiro: http://t.c… He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said \"take this and dip it in your eggs\" @Mansionbuyer yum Your too weak like fortnights Don't tread on me Your brain is an organ Watching hot fuzz I grew up with a love for rap; but this is combat and youre about to get smacked! Mmmmm Mexican pizzzaaa And a burrito supreme with extra sour cream Autobots rollout @Samthrax91 S4 verrry nice @jakeiguess @HolliGolddd catticus finch? I see a duck under that pew!!!! Have like 3 contacts in my phone @jakeiguess @HolliGolddd fancy not doushy I hate fancy coffee..gimme a cup o joe RT @SamWoodIII: In defense of the filibuster http://t.co/a3Z4KYaPxo via @constitutionctr Cat calvin || echo \"not found\" First turn scrabble http://t.co/rwthNp2LXq 8th Prestige... come at me @noahjlanders dont.get their consumer laptops though. You gotta go for the thinkpads @noahjlanders ThinkPad T430 x220 RT @RonPaul: #Detroit goes bankrupt. Who is digging up the truth on the spending that got us here? http://t.co/cBE7Dv6FpE will #TurnOnTheTr… Been working on rtsed a real time sed editor #MichaelScott Typical Cats arguably has the best rap lyrics eva \"Who refused to leave at closing time, said were there to drink the Queens health, and many other healths to drink, called for more drink! Blood Son Harry Potter 6 is genuinely fucking terrible and misses like 85% of the story. Totally disappoint. I swear it was better when I first saw it sam stone came home RT @ltsKermit: *at the Thanksgiving table*\n\nMe: Wow it's so nice to see everyone here\n\nOther me: ask who they voted for https://t.co/gL7eJz… Rejoice! Almost 0 political discussion at dinner. Derby pie discussion very productive Just dreamed I was in a coma for a full year Defiant until the end Don't let your memes be dreams Luda - \"It's better to love and then lost than never to love at all if that was true i wouldn't be drinking this alcohol \" Toothbrush by Dr Dog is the only follow up to Sgt Pepper that I know of Caviar and Corndogs don't mix. @jakeiguess everything colbert got right about truthiness, Oliver got wrong @jakeiguess John Oliver he's a prick. Cats fight with Lazarus to bring this mic back to life Deplort RT @VerminSupreme: I WON.\n THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.\nI WILL NOT CONCEDE.\nYOU MAY RIOT NOW. RT @VerminSupreme: VERMIN SUPREME IS YOUR PRESIDENT.\nDEMAND A RECOUNT!!! People have spoken. A complete flip. DNC and Democrats fucked themselves with a truly evil woman, and have reaped their reward. Just want to say: fuck you wolf blitzer, Anderson Cooper, megyn kelly, and the entire media establishment. blownthefuckout @jakeiguess for the record Brian Walker is still banned from our house @mikeroman message me, I have a https://t.co/k2ctPedzyU reporter looking to talk to with you. #spiritcooking wtf @ObamaMalik ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!! https://t.co/sOJPFZcNYA RT @conservatyler: This is why I'm voting Trump! @DonaldJTrumpJr helping push a ladies car off the road in 101 degree heat in Arizona after… I spit concrete reality Weatheeeer boxxxxx @mansionbuyer ily Speaka de Bologna? No habla Es Spam yol Rothbard and Keynes walk into a bar.... Shoutout to Ethan Alfanso for leaving his sleeping bag at my house. @anamericangod but obama @Michelle7291 one guy killed another. Who cares... RT @jonnysun my life can be sumed up as the end credits of snl where evreyone hugging and i am the camera man L8 note grilled cheese w/ onions yumm @efenttt Ood 4 lyfe Retweet if you feel bad for Q working on free slurped day Democracy is a failure Magna Carta Total Crap Tge road to perd hapley Zoon zoom with the boom boom Master of my domain. http://t.co/GYnjtgo3gO Holy shit @jakeiguess ok Bakkk stage!!!!! Guy tries to talk to the cute nurse on the bus. Struck dowwwnn http://t.co/dK38lVMdtB RT @repjustinamash It's not merely that #Obamacare isn't ready for prime time; it's that Obamacare is incompatible with a free society. RT @Meglamore always buzzing like neon, neon AND I SPENT THE WINTER TRYING TO BEFRIEND MCGYVER AND IF IM BEING HONEST IM GETTING NO WHERE I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM A EAST FALLS BASEME I came out swinging from a east falls basement caked in cat food and seltzee eating peanut butter jelly. I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM A EAST FA Sad cebu http://t.co/KGRdnzkC9Y @anamericangod (hipster joke) @anamericangod did you drink it before it was cool? The bus has come to a stop Like the flight went down and my phone wasn't on airplane mode... Forgot Twitter TONIGHT! @morning_river @SumnerBrothers @LeveeDrivers @TheRivalsMusic and @Holyheatthunder at Don't Tread, 7 p.m., $5-7 at the door! daily reddit verse: Disregard females. Acquire firearms. RT @jakeiguess THREE DAYS (saturday!): thanks to the dudes at philly underbelly for covering our show! http://t.co/xcCuRXI1Gu Omg mew I had a dream about two people chasing me I killed them Dispenser of judgemebtal pencil shaving RT @Da_MichaelScott You should never settle for who you are! Sustained yeling about grilled salmon is not pleasant. #usux http://t.co/AVLJn3GQKI It's hot in hells kitchen! Just posted a photo http://t.co/QYztNa4lgU RT @jakeiguess let's talk about your real fears, like that you might actually be all alone Fuck the fame http://t.co/GKkuJbRY8g @jakeiguess where is my hairbrush - larry the cucumber Certified OrganiX http://t.co/1sihCgdMck Rounding hell @kendallwyeth all memories are once in a lifetime I remember when PLL stood for permutate last layers #rubiks Just posted a photo http://t.co/S6yWfaVLRh Repeal #NDAA indefinite detention without charge or trial. Your Representative in Congress will have the chance to do that this week Elect to forget that technical debt Sons and daughter's soon to be martyrs; ship em out in the coffin they gonna return in. Dying for no cause for free elections goin on abroad #really #fiveonfriday #cmon #gitmewithyourbestshot #usegit Saw a 'boston strong. Never forget 4/15'. Who remembers the attack on perl harbor? Long trek home ♫ Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - 1988 Extended Remix – DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince http://t.co/pwGlJYKhGN #NowPlaying RT @GeorgeOrwell198: I told you so Its [black and mild] is bitter - eric\n\nSo is life - Calvin Stateside pronto ima pow now gimma break or ima break ya Downtown is a shit show ♫ Don't Say Nothin' – Will Smith http://t.co/eCGV6az4cT #NowPlaying Im more morally consistent than you -- libertarians all over Enjoying Clay Cook's Album. ♫ On Mountain Time – Clay Cook http://t.co/CoN7rQon2V #NowPlaying Modulus Zero Perpetually a slovenly pig >>>> Its so hot Okg buffalo bluse cheese combos Prom lol @anamericangod happy cola: a gift from g Haribo Can't wait to go home and play smash... Come see my band play tonight @ Abington Arts Center at 6:00pm Jake Detwiler and the Cebus Late to work At work I havr lists of lists to complete... chippin off a bit each day. @MorrisonEva surprise! Freshly cut http://t.co/0O1NbJlkQy RT @Da_MichaelScott Stanley: I want Chocolate. \n\nMe: Racism is dead Stanley, you can have whatever flavor you want. don't feel like being stuck out in the rain? come to our show tonight! 4845 ridge avenue, philadelphia, PA 19129. 6:00, 5 bucks at the door! RT @Artist_Angie: #NowThatImLiberal I can be totally irresponsible & blame someone else for all of my bad choices. I'm thinking about designing my own kmer counting method #bioinformatics I had a dream about privatizing roads and highways sigh Though I walk through the shadow of death I gotta make sure my shoes and outfit are fresh I'm pinching pennies no doubt, I squeezed lincoln so hard a fucking booger came out Obama killed Kennedy.... using time travel #conspiracy You know I like my chicken fried rice, Kim Jung-Il on a Friday night, a pair of Siamese twins that look alright, and nuclear Armageddon. RT @Meglamore F high school. Shameful croc wearer http://t.co/ClU4V30fvw :) http://t.co/mQvOuHbUTB RT @jakeiguess #runninherhandsthroughmyfroyo RT @NationalDebt $16,737,294,304,715.52 (-) #nationaldebt If I ever get on the news for something horrible, please don't use the same fukkin photo over and over again.... Legs teeth human boned Christmas lights flashlight flags smash fan wet mop halo Legs blood thick syrup veins no sleep for wicked no sleep for wicked no sleep for weary legs no sleep ahhhhh my legs help need massage zzzzz I gotta stop obsessively geolocating people from pictures This matress keeps waking ke up RT @jakeiguess basement show this friday the 24th. 6 pm. 4845 ridge avenue philly, 19129. $5. 7 bands. Hanging out in manayukk hmu lul #yolo Tried to order a blue moon no luck @Meglamore whut I wanna be in a rap group Listen to thisss Listening to typical cat's second album. We'll see how well it holds up Listen to this... #ObamaCareInThreeWords obama kills children There and back again: An emotional twitter rereading by Bilbo Baggins RT @lemmingsinlove Terrorist or Octopus Freedom Fighter? RT @lemmingsinlove @jakeiguess has narcolepsy < this tweet sums up mine and hollis relationship for the past 2 years I remember when Rebels didn't have to have a cause! Do I look like Han Solo? http://t.co/jKvsI1fszN Found a bro shirt that says 'statists gonna state' should I get it? #BenghaziInFourWords statists are gonna state Ressurect Dead Day 6916: bird island annexed by 4845 ltd. Toynbee tile @ Market & 31st http://t.co/QNzKELib0h First paper published! #scholar #fuckyoupeoplewhodidntbelieveinme #yoloooooo #swag #hashtag I wake up and I check my reddit karma, every day. someone random guy jus walked up to me and said \"Cheer up, you can do it!\". Thanks for letting me know how shitty I look Judy sprinted to the train Almost slept through my final 3 2 1 go Math suxx Badddd Baddd Whiskey.... RT @repjustinamash Happy birthday, F.A. Hayek! RT @jakeiguess swam to an island in the middle of the schuykill tonight. next time we plant a flag. too much coffee. My heart might implode RT @jakeiguess trying to get the cat to listen to math rock Conjunction junction what's your function? Michael scott is more important than your pos. JAKE DEWILER RT @Meglamore There's nothing to eat in my house aghhh RT @wyattayw people make fun of infowars, but look into the mirror you watch oprah RT @vsbuffalo: #YoMammasGenomeSoFat that her sequences are stored in a FATASS rather than a FASTA file. RT @ryanissamson rsync <3 Day 6880: the life of pi (trig edition) RT @cool_pond this club is wild. long dark hallway, a large central pump, bubbles, big noodles flyin everywhere. wait its a carwash. AND I SPENT THE WINTER TRYING TO BEFRIEND MACGYVER AND IF I'M BEING HONEST I'M GETTING NOWHERE Does anyone watch the office and want to drive up to scranton on Saturday for the office parade? I have an extra ticket I came out swinging from a east falls basement caked in cat food and seltzer eating peanut butter and jelly.. I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM A EAS Septa lateeee Trying my hardest... http://t.co/Ywb27PRaNK Who's world is this (the world is Bryan's) This guy takes the gold. Literally the same sweat shirt every class this semester #yuk http://t.co/8Wx24MNe5h No coffee .... shit RT @kellihaugh I am in no way mentally prepared for today Willl smith is pimpin' @jakeiguess did u take da bred outta da freezur I'm sad this is david tennants past season as the doctor RT @anamericangod The cool thing about social media is that literally none of this matters. Got a new couch RT @KennethHarbin: “@whitehouse: President Obama: \"The only person who should get to make decisions about your health is you.\"” Then why #… #septalate #nosuprise Just posted a photo http://t.co/7KzoPRGKLY Dropping out of college? I wish Bacon egg and cheese house http://t.co/SAt7MUwJR9 I love you @nickklein3710 #late septa Bartlebee, barbabas, beezlebub... my hostnames are weird On the bottom of everyones left foot there's a stamp saying \"made in womb\" #late #septa @chapp_stickk lol I'm playing a show today at 5... come on out! I don't smoke weed.... its known to give a brother brain damage #expressyoself #straightottacompton #bckush #bff RT @anamericangod President Obama didn't mention Reddit once in his remarks tonight. What's up with that? #ungrateful \"I need a new nigger for this black cloud to follow, cause while it's over me it's too dark to see tomorrow\" Illmatic is 19 years old today! Yo where my lala's at? Late again #septa Perps gotta slurp - reddit response to suspect stopping at 7-11 does everyone love Boston all of a sudden? Its like that friend who hasnt talked to you since middle school going to your wedding #offmylawn My limbs are like rocks Fuck you septa you fucking suck. Just posted a photo http://t.co/j2MYVFnUL4 #bostonmarathon where is your god now? Piano woes http://t.co/0MLm16LqiI NIV bible: nearly infallible version Hear this! My emtire life I have not succumbed to wearing sweatpants in public. Today, on this day, I have. canoe canoe Just stared some girl down so much she forgot to ask me to sign her petition RT @The_Reall_Drake That'll do pig....that'll do.. Random black lady came at on north broad holy hell Makes me wonder how the smell from a grill could spark off nostalgia Summertime by my man will Illmatic skillet @carasalimando please don't cast that on all men. It objectified men just as he objectified you! #wat @Meglamore :( #crocs existential crisis... shit RT @lemmingsinlove House keys on shoe strings Just posted a photo http://t.co/PI1xiObxgG RT @kkangaROOS There is NOTHING better than the smell of cigars. Hop Cool nobody is coming over cause my roommates have poor communication skills @ThisIsDaveM can I come? Who's coming over tonight? God may not like sinΘ - my math prof Wonder Years are an awesome pump up band for test takin Gunslinger http://t.co/lyqBJTrD3L Just posted a photo http://t.co/u2BWQ0jb5i @Big_AL43 What are you doing tomorrow night? This cops revolver is literally swinging off his waste. #copfail #backtobootcamp #ifyoucantcarrysafelydontcarryatall @Big_AL43 yeah when are you comin over! RT @Meglamore I'm Yours by Jason Mraz is the most overplayed trash to ever hit radio. Finally goun home #sqljoinalldaylong RT @kellihaugh \"Someone stole my USB, this is Upper Moreland we're borderline ghetto\" shut the fuck up we live in the suburbs Feature selection in #python #numpy https://t.co/ReC6DKoNZi Americus Calvin Changing my major to basket weaving The girls http://t.co/Z4dU6qj5Je Nothing makes me more angry than Vietnam https://t.co/EyX9hvLKAD bugzilla jr? RT @anamericangod Every day is April Fool's Day when your life is a joke. Let me reiterate: fuck you septa RT @PhillyInquirer Philadelphia home invasion victim shoots, kills one http://t.co/3Y7xIABiQ6 RT @LPNational: \"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of mino ... just bid on 5 laptop locks for 99 cents on ebay... anyone want one? flipping gosh darn Yo where my la-la's at? someone call a medic.... kicking the evening off with Blink-182, Bowling For Soup, and of course, Green Day! stick around for the upcoming punk rock block... there's a guy who's been yelling at his phone for like twenty minutes #giantprobs #tetris Its a highway! http://t.co/77FDGXFs34 RT @Colli_flower94 I drink like 10 + water bottles a day& I'm totally okay with that #stayinhydrated @Mansionbuyer good work Any love foe ThinkPad's? http://t.co/fMnxnaobY4 A reminder that being on welfare is the same as stealing. Being forced to give you money by threat of violence is robbery. Taxation is theft I haveeeeee made a great mistake RT @misadventurous Friendly reminder that being on welfare automatically make you- \nLazy\nWorthless\nA piece of shit\nEtc... RT @Mansionbuyer King of the hill was such a great show Just posted a photo http://t.co/W3teA1bOhM RT @Mansionbuyer If voting actually changed anything they'd make it illegal Just posted a photo http://t.co/XqJbdT5B4n Come see my band play at battle of the bands tonight @ Abington High @ 7pm! Yum http://t.co/8F4bKrjbko I support #polygamy do you? #equality #freedom #LGBTP Just posted a photo http://t.co/jTIN0ZAOQO RT @repjustinamash Government and society are not the same thing. RT @repjustinamash Gov't shouldn't define marriage. Just to remind yall RT @NationalDebt $16,753,443,064,898.87 (+) #nationaldebt If only girls liked my B.O. as much as they blindly follow B.O. #obamaisachildkiller Government is morally illegitimate Marriage laws were originally enacted to prevent whites and black marrying. Remind me again why the government is involved in marriage? My keychain http://t.co/V5MAwW9L53 Why does the government even regulate marriage? #STATISTFOOLS Listening to Big Willie Style #will http://t.co/TfIN0tFVnD RT @Da_MichaelScott Call my main man Dwight just to see what was shakin!. @nickklein3710 I have your debut tape as President Buchanan http://t.co/tMcOmGPMgE \"I've got binders full of women.\"-Bill Clinton RT @KyleKulinski: Delete your account. https://t.co/RGwQUlXq6D @GWLichtenstein tell that to hillary clinton @RSBNetwork are you guys staying in philly tonight? RT @realDonaldTrump: .@HillaryClinton talking about jobs? Remember what she promised upstate New York. #BigLeagueTruth\n#Debates https://t.c… I treat everyone with equal disdain Smoking my first Pennsylvania Puro @jakeiguess \"Because you'd be in jail\" #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I AM THE LIVING NATURAL MAN AND MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD! RT @GlobalEventMap: Akhtarin was captured by the Euphrates Shield forces from IS. The town of Dabiq is slowly being isolated. https://t.co/… [cue breakdown from new age girl] @5ft2chainz yeah i always get nervous when i see cops RT @mattkatz00: Did county politician in #Jersey really call Christie a \"fat fuck\"?\nNo! He tells @WNYC that he called gov a \"fat motherfuck… eat the fucking snow @jasoninthehouse Did you see this on faxes from Platte River? https://t.co/8OY7ZNuBeQ https://t.co/rgImbpJeA4 Le Bijou / 1822 o SHIT DAT BOI https://t.co/Oc8up8bZ9v I finished mad men tonight. I now can move on emotionally with my life. just ordered my MAGA hat #dontfuckwithpepe I'm smashed - Austin Powers - me @phillyzoo Harambe Lives 'cuz you gotta keep the devil way down in the hole Need the open road Trig just reminds me of the circle of fifths The democrat party is still the party of slavery. They have chained the proletariat with welfare checks and enslave them with dependency. Hanging out with ducky http://t.co/ye6lU39N9X Shoelace medicine goodnight Its nice to see the crew finally get blurbs... Upper Moreland high school is really causing me a lot of anxiety @kellihaugh so say we all. False. That's the cathedral of learning. @kellihaugh RT @NationalDebt $16,750,130,322,121.01 (+) #nationaldebt Shoelace medicine goodnight Coffeelogic Just wanna drop out Tigers jaw was officially the worst live band ever. Nobody will miss their performances RT @anamericangod Your family asking you about Twitter is worse than having the sex talk. Got the first nap today that I've had in a long time The bus broke down yay Whefe in the world is Matt Rickert Where is Matt Rickert? But you should look back twice, just to be on the safe side @ I hate my teeth. I hate my dentist even though hes really nice Why can't flobots be libertarian? Remember when Eric Tompkin's AIM name was sargent kanoodling? RT @bernknox I feel awful right now RT @Da_MichaelScott Goooooood morning Vietnam! yo where my la la's at? lalalalaaaaaaaaalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Listening to \"The Great Burrito Extortion Case\" today The seventh unit circle of hell Hvpc was established the same year as the civil war broke out \"ANTS is like \"Plan 9 goes to the Rainbow Gathering and drinks some Kool-Aid and everyone gets naked and sings songs together.\" RT @NYOwls Tweet-ed: @newsworkswhyy highlights @jordosh #TempleU prof who invites students to tweet in class. http://t.co/tTJFdc6pZp I don't blame the skies for its careless shade of blue. All we need is love and beer. And old school metal and holiday cheer. Have you seen my prefrontal cortex? Rocking my \"V is for Voluntary\" Lysander Spooner shirt today! Kicking today off with a epic punk rock block. All Killer No Filler, up next Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, then heading over to Dookie My commute is fantastic Pi day? Where the hell is my cheesecake RT @jakeiguess boil em mash em boil em boil em @nickklein3710 If you're catholic, you're gonna have a bad time RT @kellihaugh Still trying to figure out why I should care who the new pope is The only thing I like moshed is potatoes Riveting Watermelon. RT @Anti_Intellect #UnpopularOpinion I don't support infant circumcision. Septa driver talkng about how he socked Joe Frasier during cafeteria at high school RT @ThisIsDaveM Cue Amory Wars music marathon in preparation for Tuesday night. Gonna be my 5th time seeing Coheed live. I licked her boobs - Mike Janas http://t.co/gsCW2LLK0M There are only two times it is acceptable for a man to cry: at a funeral and during the national anthem. @Weerd_Science get a mobile hotspot. RT @sfliberty 45 minutes into the debate, we finally get to the heart of the matter: \"who will build the roads?\" #ESFLC13 lololol RT @segaGENNesis Being informed has turned me into an anarchist. RT @CobaltZann: @SenJohnMcCain you looked like a very small man today. We hunger for Senators who will stand up for us. You failed. #Sta ... @Meglamore cspan all day err day Good old war now... so Circa 2011 Listening to Avalon... so awesome ♫ Pump Up http://t.co/8xVvNJTaHi #Spotify RT @Fox19BenSwann: Senator Rand Paul has been carrying out a speaking filibuster for nearly 10 straight hours.... still going new band name: barry goldwater's lovechild Series 3 of the doctor: this guy needs to get in a stable relationship. to whom it may concern: I'd like a pyre. @chapp_stickk you in town? http://t.co/7CMd7BhY35 Steve Jordan #classic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah twist it! shake shake shake shake shake it baby! Listening to the Blues Brothers.... BOOM BABY Oh the places you'll never go #SadDrSeuss Gahhhhh I forgot my pass expires on the first and so I used my lunch money to go to work... Convinced my db prof to use LastName: greatest FirstName: ever in his example no fate but the narratives we impose on life's random chaos to distract ourselves from our existential plight. A scarrry story RT @ryanissamson \"Yay! They've got powdered creamer for the coffee!\" - No one, ever. @Big_AL43's song on the Clairvoyance EP is still my favorite. and we are gonna be neighbors next week!!! at the @DOEKBase talk! First business trip! RT @Big_AL43 @jakeiguess im sure he atleast answers your phone... RT @jakeiguess we might not get the house we might not get the house we might not get the house we might not get the house we mi This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. full length Micheal Scarn movie... yes please RT @anamericangod #IfIDontReplyItsBecause inevitable heat death of the universe Chugging down the grinds to the that coffee breath we got the house we got the house we got the house we got the house we got the house we got the house we got the house we got the house RT @noahjlanders Kurt C'bain's birthday. the one day of the year that people who were born after his death, pretend to miss him. @anamericangod she's 17. Weeeeirdo RT @DeanClancy The sequester would eliminate about 8 days' worth of federal spending, spread out over a year. RT @Mansionbuyer Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely RT @anamericangod Future so dark, gotta wear a mining helmet. RT @ThisIsDaveM First day of driving the Zamboni went very well. I don't wanna brag but my first ever 2 ice cuts were pretty damn good. RT @NationalDebt $16,548,926,805,129.36 (+) #nationaldebt LOL just remembering when my liberal professor last semester tried to tell me capitalism and progressivism were two sides of the same coin. @kaihendry sg seems pretty cool! #OpOpWillDeliver Day 6835: I just want to eat some fucking pancakes Day 6833: Fuckin daleks Listening to blink is nice RT @GOPLeader RT if you agree: Members of Congress, the VP, Cabinet Secretaries and federal employees don’t need a raise. #FreezeFedPay Rocking out to blink-182 at work? no problem Day 6831: last minute emails? Grrreeat! My tooth won't get numb - 6 vials in @PhillyInquirer totally undermines personal libertyand freedom of association #napprobs Btw the red and blue pill both didn't do anything, they were just a physical manifestations of the decision. #Mosaic1 If you're taking #Mosaic1 Do not pick hollister for #Mosaic2! Overheard a reporter interview about #Mosaic1.... if you read this... I wish would have had your class. My class was awful #firehollister #betthatwontbeinthearticle Over hearing a conversation with a reporter and students who took #mosaics at #temple. GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND YOUR BULLSHIT. FUCKKK YOUUUUUU RT @ARossP How about letting the people keep their money and decide where to invest it? Gov doesn’t have track record of picking winners. Listening to blink is nice RT @Lindzeta late night/ come home/ work sucks/I know/she left me roses by the stairs/how did she get into my house Day 6830: Who's in a Subway eating a footlong at 9:15am? I AM! RT @RonPaul I will be doing daily radio commentary and podcasts starting 3/18. Details on \"Ron Paul's America\" coming soon! RT @ThisIsDaveM #GaryJohnson2016 RT @repjustinamash \"we\"=\"government\"; \"ask\"=\"order\"; \"invest\"=\"borrow & spend more\"; \"shared prosperity\"=\"central planning\" #SOTUDecoderRing RT @WhitneyNeal Better #SOTU - Lower Taxes + Less Government = More Freedom. Simple. @FreedomWorks http://t.co/MdYNjkyu #fw #StateoftheUnion RT @Mansionbuyer Haven't we been hearing this same bullshit for 4 years now? RT @Fox19BenSwann Pres. Obama \"we can't cut our way to prosperity\" but can we \"spend our way to a collapse\"? RT @GOPLeader RT if you think Washington has a spending problem. #SOTU Day 6828: No progress on projects RT @NationalDebt $16,488,908,847,828.25 (+) #nationaldebt Day 6829: The Cheese Stands Alone. Day 6828: No progress on projects Insufficient Data For Meaningful Answer RT @kellihaugh No one wants to hear your shitty remix Day 6827: xbox Xbox xbox xbox RT @NationalDebt $16,479,954,658,103.57 (-) #nationaldebt Day 6826: The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty McGoo Jackie & pete 4ever RT @Da_MichaelScott Call my main man Dwight just to see what's shakin! RT @NationalDebt $16,479,954,658,103.57 (-) #nationaldebt. RT @NationalDebt $16,479,954,658,103.57 (-) #nationaldebt Day 6825: A haiku \"Septa running late? That's the plague of public trains. Privatization.\" @ryanissamson you can also get it at the venue in advance. Cheaper that way RT @NationalDebt $16,475,048,398,165.79 (+) #nationaldebt Day 6824: screen is splintering like the mouth of the great Mississippi; raft trip still on delay; coffee RT @NationalDebt $16,475,048,398,165.79 (+) #nationaldebt Day 6823: spilled coffee on pants; missed train; train still smells like burning rubber #floaton http://t.co/xmM7h3kU talk about glare #sucks RT @NationalDebt $16,433,779,913,880.34 (-) #nationaldebt My new desktop work machine comes In! Finally I can boast to seth mine kicks his butt! 9 glorious hours of sleep #yoloswagalicious RT @klemosss WHAT IS PHYSICS RT @repjustinamash If you think 2nd Amendment is about hunting, then you don't understand history of the United States. Fuck fall out boy #sux2suck ...no \"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.\" Give me a changelog or give me death! Lucy spacehead You can't legislate and pretend it solves problems. Just wanna play another show! Instead we should integrate these people into the context of history. Btw fuck Kwanzaa Why do we have just one month for black people? You learn about 50 different black people all out of order and it makes no sense Mew to zone out Qwazzar and Qwel kicking ass #typicalcats RT @Weerd_Science Yes Happy 2-1-13 everyone! A perfect day to visit # City! RT @Males_Thoughts If #GunsKillPeople I guess forks make people fat, pencils misspell words, and vehicles drive drunk #CaseClosed RT @jakeiguess days like today I wish we had finished the raft http://t.co/pWDoMNrv #30thStreet Delays daily #septasucks #isntitabouttimewegetnewfuckingsubwaytrains #fuckyousepta Ron - I love nothing Finished homework boom Retweet or retreat? RT @shaewayne I hate #septa RT @bzmsm My commute home is getting ridiculous. Time to adjust the situation. #septa #problems RT @MerWoot7 Continuing to sit 3 people across when entire rows are empty is infuriating! #noobs #septa #stuck RT @kellihaugh Wasting my life on twitter that's what Everything ends This earth sucks. #InitialsOfSomeoneWhoMeansSomething BWA4 RT @Weerd_Science Man IDGA frig, (Haha dork) I like The Office season 9. I'm not saying its perfect but it is still engaging and heartfelt. Tempo tempo tempo RT @anamericangod AtheistMingle dot com doesn't work :-( RT @anamericangod You know you're getting old when you develop strong opinions about various household appliances. RT @RonPaul Banning guns because of their misuse is like banning the First Amendment because one might libel or slander. RT @jakeiguess CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY POND HOCKEY TONIGHT @jberrrrr yesss gotta get used to 12 hour days @christacostand come back @HolliGolddd Chris's tacos...:( @madzzseys 1.67 or -1.67 http://t.co/H1jCiebr #nofilter Tldbl RT @ThisIsDaveM Its you in my lungs and I cough you up for days. RT @Mansionbuyer Wtf is the deal with every bag of mike and ikes having one of the names scribbled out? RT @anamericangod Give me liberty or give me meth! RT @GOPLeader It has been 1,365 days since @SenateDems have passed a budget. #NoBudgetNoPay My database and file systems class isn't about file systems omg this isn't what I wanted RT @anamericangod Sometimes it's really difficult for me not to use \"this is fucking bullshit\" in an academic setting. Prepare for 14 weeks of mind numbing academia RT @segaGENNesis What I wouldn't give for a libertarian president. @segaGENNesis I'm a libertarian RT @jfktruther obama just swore to uphold CONSTITUTION.. FIRST LIE of 2nd Term. Turning over in my grave; this coffin is really uncomfortable RT @Meaghan_Farley \"In this life, you create your own experience.\" RT @Meaghan_Farley “@Cat_ebooks: Give me liberty or Give me sedatives” @lemmingsinlove RT @Da_MichaelScott It's not about the horniness it's the loneliness. #MichaelScott #TheOffice RT @ThisIsDaveM Finally got promoted to shift supervisor at Wintersport. Time to prove to my boss that I can do the job. Points zits scrabble played 84 and order totally am random like tweeting only of not yoda my I from now sentences on out We are never getting back together by taylor swift lol RT @PhillyInquirer Gov. Corbett is thinking big on liquor privatization. http://t.co/AoFCPBMG Home sweet home Descension RT @HolliGolddd \"I'M WATCHING SCOOBY DOO! BE QUIET!\" Okay miss Mia. There is no such thing as an assault weapon. Liberals made it up. They are rifles with \"military features\" aka common sense features @joellefarrell typical liberal, responding emotionally. Sleep: a haiku - fuck haukis goodnight. @whyy_so_SARious leave me alone:( Scrabble RT @jakeiguess pretty convinced that my skull is now indented to fit a pair of HD280s http://t.co/5WlaWa2y donald 'duck' dunns pipe http://t.co/aHOfR32Y hanging at the stax museum @haneybeee oh the umanity! Womp womp womp weeuuuuup http://t.co/JRqjeUb9 shit http://t.co/azekDQpP finger lickin good Born On The Bayou #mediaroom Whoop My great aunt martha said something awesome. In a sentanced she summarized the need for guns and how the nazis restricted guns on jews.#nice RT @kellihaugh No, Jesus Christ is not texting me So passes Denethor, son of Etchelion. Pump the break s twice in one day Here we go. Does it really matter, cosmically, if I don't get up and go to work? RT @anamericangod #SixWordFilmPlots everyone you love will eventually die Thereby this http://t.co/WQBL8PZo If I saw a psychiatrist I don't think they'd get the pale blue dot principle of who gives a shit about this life. RT @Meaghan_Farley Eating granola during the pledge of allegiance #yolo @ryanissamson you look like the new ceo on the office but younger Mia made me put a crown on and called me king poop @Christacostand I'm so sad:( Irish Wristwatch My dream was about michael scott and Dwight attempting to get oscar to confide in them separately @anamericangod yess iksse3 is awesome. Coheed is the shiz Phyllis♡ Ah dreeams about mybteetg Holly and Michael. 4Ever ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ New band name: Beauregard Claghorn @ThisIsDaveM weatherbox is opening for bad books in February New band name: certified organic http://t.co/C58B45v5 boom Threat level midnight. more beef than hindu sacrilege \"The real assault weapon is the liberal media\" https://t.co/jQcqTa6U \"saving the constitution, one amendment at a time\" At giant #yup New band name: Grove Connecticut. New band name: Oh No, Thoreau! Wintersport blues Sure... RT @Railing_red: #AltRightMeans you recognize double standards. https://t.co/74qD7Zoj5P new motor mounts in Have you been drinking? the whole country is drinking give me wiz wit or give me death Perfecto beach day at OC ☉ @Colli_flower94 heard this in line: Why do you have a bug tattoo on yr face? It's for my son. His name was Ant he died \"o i wanna get a tat\" last rightes Need a private bar in my bedroom Late night expansion tank replacement done Sunday is a good day to recharge my batteries... I mean literally, finally have my phone, tablet, laptop, hand held vac and tv remote workin Breaking: dead horse needs one last beating SHADY MAPES FOOD HANGOVER Does showering count as self improvement? eric abandons medical career for life as a house keeper I AM INSTALLING A/C IN MY CAR THIS WEEKEND AND I AM EXCITED RT @corgis_bot: https://t.co/cjLFtha8Ca RT @MisterMetokur: Leave now over the halfway mark to their needed 16.8 million votes. #Brexit https://t.co/eFWa1eDJCz spicy memes, broken dreams, 11 44 11 44 11 44 11 441144411444111144441141141414114 front brakes: done @VictorFiorillo also fix the bit about local laws. they're invalid in pennsylvania. please mention laws, not emotion https://t.co/Vvj6FabV5m @VictorFiorillo get your facts straight. you do not need a LTCF to carry in pennsylvania. Fix your article. https://t.co/jMhQXdGeEk soooo many roads, soooo many trains lawd lawd lawd 222222222222222222 RT @hannland Hector Salamanca is Ace Ventura's landlord you guys! #dingdingdingding Aynt no riva hai enuf babi https://t.co/BBwPnQue #watchthis Progressivism is a shitstain in the underwear of humanity. #goodnight New band name: national trevor RT @ryanissamson Psy just killed it. RT @l0nr And a new years cigar... RT @marks_the_spot Taxation to prosperity. #obamazombies RT @marks_the_spot Raising taxes and doing nothing about decreasing spending. This is what you voted for. #obamazombies @kellihaugh mine is still to be a plumber RT @anamericangod The main ingredient in macaroni and cheese is unemployment. High life RT @watson387 @rainnwilson Do it! RT @mellibelli22 Telling your parents they aren't allowed to be home on New Year's Eve>>> party at the Belinsky house. Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy than their patients. RT @baumthreat18 It's snowing so that means the ponds are frozen, right? Getting apartment sooner than I expected. Not complaining RT @jakeiguess no internet greatly complicates things. things like productivity. Flobotzz New band name: The Chamber Pots RT @jakeiguess I am dumb. RT @kellihaugh PCSD: post-christmas stress disorder RT @anamericangod It never really goes away, though. RT @jakeiguess silent night, holy night, cooking meth with walter white RT @carasalimando Let the napathon begin. RT @Mansionbuyer Ready to take a nap New band name: North of Lapland \"Oh fuck the film!\" - my grandmother Bah Humbug! @Meaghan_Farley I also received a new harmonica RT @mellibelli22 Grandma Joan playing beer pong. Literally the best thing I've ever seen #christmaseve Here's to clear liquor! @Michelle7291 Just emailed Walter Block about speaking at Temple. Standing at target next to some girl who went to my high school and can't remember who she is <<<< @madzzseys i don't care RT @ThisIsDaveM Guinness Black Lager is bar my my favorite beer. So good. RT @ryanissamson rsync <3 #yourstruly RT @madzzseys I also wanna be 21 @Meaghan_Farley 160 chars i dont think i even comprehended the religious aspects of Veggie Tales as a kid. i just liked the talking vegetables and their wacky antics. @kellihaugh you are tall! Never alone but always disappointed RT @anamericangod I don't need a change of scenery as much as I need a change of people. Old man justice RT @Meaghan_Farley #freakingout straight outta compton Sleeping through the apocalypse Nrw band mame: case of the beet bandit RT @jakeiguess I STILL WORRY ABOUT THE WEATHER I-poop http://t.co/3miJLeMO http://t.co/z3qEl1qG \"I have egg in my crocs\" - Michael Scott or Calvin Morrison? Avoiding going to sleep so I don't have to take the trash out in the dark RT @JT_Beaver #QuoteYourTeacher: \"Uhh... ehm... well, ya' see...\"- #Sugarman. RT @jakeiguess egg nog, brute? With every gun-related tragedy, the gun-advocate organisations suddenly don capes and acquire superpowers. Hot is a temperature people @PhillyInquirer the Pennsylvania constitution states that the right to bear arms shall not be questioned My family is a bunch of liberals I can't take itm RT @Meaghan_Farley Take a look, it's in a book. #ReadingRainbow Visiting my alma-montco Solid Curt cocaine @kellihaugh why is your account locked? Now I can't retweet you King Reason is my King @klemosss what show? Then again, a pretentious righteous asshole am I RT @ThisIsDaveM I feel like every time I say something in public or post my opinion on Twitter everyone makes me out to be the bad guy. @aaronpaul_8 cmon RT @ThisIsDaveM Out of Uno, Dos, and Tre by Green Day. Tre is my favorite, then Uno, and then Dos. @TravStever but criminals dont follow laws. @chapp_stickk represent Excuse me XxTHUGlyfex23 please stop rapping on your mic Remember the movie theater shooting? Gun free zone This must be a mistake. The \"gun-free zone\" sign would have stopped any potential shooter. Maybe that is why those places are always targets @Meaghan_Farley a madman like Obama? @Meaghan_Farley http://t.co/YHRWUutI @Meaghan_Farley those who would give up liberty to gain temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety. The right to bear arms is essential Laying back in my bed feels so much better than @mellibelli22 floors RT @baconbilly this paper is kicking my ass RT @BilINYE If u believe in horoscopes plz gtfo my face I want a beer and a nice cigar. I don't want to write a paper. RT @hannland John Krasinski and Aaron Paul are friends so nothing else in the world matters at all. RT @mellibelli22 So that final tomorrow.... Yeah it's not gonna be so hot go to bed mel I'd tweet at more of you but I'm falling asleep Trying to sleep but remembering some shitty drunken nights. Sorry guys @Colli_flower94 @Mansionbuyer @ohheymilan @Mike_Janas126 @jakeiguess Awk Awl I can go the distance!!!! Hercules soundtrack >>> @kellihaugh but if you decline a call they'll know that you're ignoring them!! The year of our lord 2005... jeez its been 7 years Getting back into Nightwish Aramaic Despot Well at least precalc will be easy the second time around!.... RT @lemmingsinlove Sleeping in the nude gets harder and harder as it gets colder. - Update: 12/10/12 and still going strong New band name: The Great Outdoors. Red giant Your crying made me miss for favorite part I'm at phantom of the opera and the nightwish song might be better RT @lemmingsinlove I pledge allegiance to the soul of the game Hercules? You mean Hunk-u-les RT @ryanissamson Need a fun way to stay sharp in vim? Look no further. http://t.co/kfa5wIka #vim Going to the big city Domo arI-froyo Spent 3 hours in an awesome cod match against some sweet people. Lotsa fun RT @abbeyy_roadd party on wayne, party on garth @madzzseys sail sailing sailed? I'm at drexel at my old desk and I miss it Who gave groupies loose leaf? Hey can I call you and do an interview now because my speech is due tomorrow? @AnthonyGreen Analog drag Screen fucking cracked fuck you samsung Smoking analog RT @matthewTadams Ok coffee lets get this day going! RT @jakeiguess blue sky blues Two No, I feel foggy now that I slept Cold air in my nose You'll sleep soon RT @kellihaugh I feel like I'm in a cloud right now partially because of my mental state and partially because of the weather Republican Pa. state rep. Mike Fleck announces he's gay, making history as the state’s first openly gay representative: http://t.co/r0YxYW3K Do you wabt traditional or vegetarian? Normal please Course one complete \"I don't want to be mad!\" - Mia In bed Dejavu @klemosss @jsmart31 awesome thanks. Can you dm me your number @jsmart31 still working at staples? I need a job... Best tacos in town @christacostand http://t.co/EakqEWcj Omg jim and pam 4 ever Black and wild i mean mild #wine RT @Colli_flower94: Today is going to be a long day Small town people. Small town minds. Okay time to bring out the oldies http://t.co/oJhzmAKg And I just remembered now. :[ A day ago, a black guy asked me for bus money. I turned him down, only to realize later I had spoken to for hours at Giant a few weeks back. I really like #theafterman but it's still second to #sstb I want title fight tickets:( @HolliGolddd bring me coffee http://t.co/QJvCHouE seasons greetings from giant courtesy of finals Dunkin >>> Giant >>> Barnes and Nobles >>> Panera >>> Library 4G LTE >>> shitty giant wifi @mandmandmand when is that show? New band name yellow roman candles. Oh wait More tattoos than nights at home. http://t.co/gQ7tornC @ehakes http://t.co/G85EQIN1 I saw him earlier. RT @jakeiguess watching the walking dead is only slightly weirder after realizing that hershel is my dad + 10 years Collarblind RT @thehellisagenna someone who doesn't suck start a new band with me Professor Gandalf: you shall not pass! Now do you believe in rock and roll? Listening to my awesome tony hawk playlist RT @jakeiguess snow or no snow, it's not winter until the pond freezes and I get to dangle circles around @ThisIsDaveM. Do or do not. There is no try - master yoda @jakeiguess @klemosss Tony hawk @Meaghan_Farley its actually Jeremy Dunkins favorite band from the comic called zits RT @GhettoGarten “My dad said he was down with OPP, what the hell is he talking about?” I've given more affection in a handshake @ThomasNassiff define raw Awk Same road different cars RT @SnapchatProbz Don't be that one guy who makes the same face in every snapchat. RT @ThisIsDaveM Marky Mark sighting at montco @lemmingsinlove A real man makes his own luck Sleepy Roy from the office looks like @Weerd_Science New band name: key club Who bought the key club book? RT @handyjammer Tobias has a hard life http://t.co/aqDUgFbQ New band name \"because why?\" Last three names called at panera: Stacey Tracy and Casey http://t.co/CTpJm5du @klemosss chopped chicken salad and soup! New band name \"Bleeding Kansas\" RT @Colli_flower94 Can't believe I just spent $5.99 on a slice \uD83D\uDE0F.. The things I'll do for cheesecake #thanksbertuccis Okay nowwhat I pledge allegiance to the soul of the game No jake but at bertuccis with mike Mark my wordsss On a coheed kick today @Colli_flower94 its alright @klemosss awesome! @klemosss are you working today? Ok how many times can I dream about being coheeds new bassist? I am going to sleep and that is that Hit me up #nothintodo Talking raft with Seth #EatShipAndDie RT @Mike_Janas126 Oh how I missed mandarin garden RT @Mansionbuyer Bacon really is one of the greatest things in the world Eating my second thanksgiving meal wit holli and mel @chapp_stickk not gonna happen Mexican food vs bible thumping. Is it worth it? Any day now any day now I shall be released Disorganized fun #jenkees Nobody likes beats Dwight RT @kellihaugh Slept for 12 hours and woke up in a good mood this is very very strange but I am not complaining Ain't nobody like my boy Bryan Going to bed early #livetweetingmylife I wanna party this weekend with everyone home #janasfordays? Thanks for all the free land, you native americans! #sorrynotsorry Falling asleep Everyone's grandma makes the best turkey You put too much faith in where you came from RT @kellihaugh I'm thankful that this hangover hasn't killed me yet dear lord amen hallelujah Watching back to the future I just wanna enjoaly a beer My professor is dying that there is a culture of poverty. Poor people act poor and stay poor. Hitting drexel trucka RT @Colli_flower94 Back in the grove ✌ @whyy_so_SARious I have one I am god. I am love. I am a bag of meat. repeat; Calcin morrison and the tip your haters I pledge allegiance to the soul of the game I don't ride beats I take them off the ground Nothing defies reason damnit dexter they brought back the whole incest thing. damnit. stop! gross 100 on my cs test! Its cold Amanda's a man duh RT @kellihaugh Developing a mild cough drop addiction At da marathon Meet me at montage At the party Jamming tonight with pat! Wohooo RT @lemmingsinlove Cheers, to my contribution to the increasing entropy and eventual heat death of the universe. New band name \"touch down Calvin\" New band name \"Amateur Hour\" @misadventurous represent. http://t.co/nqPk8yAM new kicks! @Weerd_Science totally going at the snare in the afterman video >> Reallyreally sorry Sleeping in the nude gets harder and harder as it gets colder. RT @hannland OMFG WHEN LESLIE WENT IN FOR THE KISS #JoeBiden #ParksandRec RT @handyjammer I will be doing a AMA on reddit tomorrow at 2:00 Last train out Crooks in the sunshine E Phillips Oppenheim has band names Got my hair cut I wanna cover shotgun blues @mandmandmand no :( RT @bowlychest @klemosss wtf is a katrean? http://t.co/0ae7uo33 . #camelCapsTweeting How could something so beautiful be a humanoid? #dataScroller Its freezing outside RT @sarahkdonahue #TitleFightTuesday RT @handyjammer Gonna do an AMA on reddit this Friday \n#things I do for @penisbutt69 ask her 'butt why?' Russel aaand there's the shower sex joke from the mother of the bride drivin to canada every sentance is penance going 2 c Courtney Barnett if i don't go anywhere with AC i wont feel the need to start runnin mine RT @LauraSupnik: I CAME OUT SWINGING FROM A SOUTH PHILLY BASEMENT Boss wants status of project A taking X time. Boss prioritizes other stuff so we don't have X time to complete. Boss wonders why incomplete. and keepin' old castro down Don't let taxi special interests keep more than 18,000 Pennsylvanians from earning money !!!! @PAHouseGOP @PaHouseDems #PAneedsuberX co-miseration the vert is back so full https://t.co/fg9KjL6DY0 reddito defined by vices designated as a crisis mole pablano yo Trust us, we know what's best for you -- FDA #fdaiscancer Trump Drones die alone #neverpunx when u remember your love 4 zinger and pass over a memoir : my life among the plebs The people who compliment my car have an alarming trend of foreign accents Bayern Prise need me a triple shot of that just had a,very realistic detailed dream about the saab sensonic transmission. . what 88 passed emissions, to get safety done tomorrow RT @madinitzky what does one do when they are about to have an existential crisis that they simply do not have time for? RT @jakeiguess good love is on the way I feel like I am going to throw up but I'm sick of sitting here waiting to. this stinks! :[ RT @Colli_flower94: Wanna go camping who's coming wiff me? This train ride is making me nauseous Send me out with a bang Biblethumping 8-10am at hvpc.... I wanna see the good excused Touch down calvin RT @kellihaugh Temple bound\uD83D\uDE1C Driving past temple #lol RT @wyattayw The best president ever was William Henry Harrison. *croon Listeni ng t o jake whine at me Feminists killed chivalry Fuck you you fucking black racist mother fucker What does this have to do with race Why did north Philly vote 90% obama? I wondrr... Does being black make you poor? NO. Does being poor make you black? No. overall it sucks that it's taking this long I mean I really would like to be finished but I am a bit of a perfectionist. I feel bad for my boss because I tell him that I am close to getting this project done and then things keep coming up This raft trip is dead in the water #sadLol @kellihaugh the longer I follow you on twitter the less I dislike you Hit me Pizza the beach smallpox Poor Scotty RT @ritagiordano: Dem Sheamus Bonner concedes to PA state Rep. Nick Micozzie in Delco. can't wait to #treatmyself with parks and rec later @Meaghan_Farley damnit I just checked and yes I managed to butt dial you whilst sleeping or something. #ihatebeingwrong Wish some of the songs on Cosmic Drama were longer :[ @meaghan_farley sorry that stuff doesn't happen on #team_android woken abruptly by a butt dial though Great nap RT @kellihaugh: Can't even talk to Sugarman because she makes me so angry..... I paid dues now dudes pay attention RT @wyattayw I think today I will convert to as many Open Source programs as possible. RT @vulture Leslie Knope finally gets a shot with Joe Biden: The Vice President will be in next week's @parksandrecnbc. http://t.co/iy5rKMWF More tattoo's than nights at home #ThugLife #UnansweredHipHopQuestions Who stole the DJ? #UnansweredHipHopQuestions Who let the dogs out? Walking dead jesus RT @FillWerrell \"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women and gays!\" - Mitt Romney I don't feel alright, in spite of these comforting sounds RT @RoderickTLong @BarackObama Why not celebrate with a drone attack? There are surely some Pakistani children you haven't killed yet. RT @FillWerrell I assume Obama supporters were up all night partying since they don't have a job to be at this morning. Gsdgdduswhquausfhf my phone died while sleeping and I misssd two classes Fuck obama RT @wyattayw War criminal won, nothing to see here. sand painkillers RT @DaddyRegs i get the heeby jeebies when the people crack their necks. Read that while cracking my neck lol RT @TheTimmyTebow I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow... \n\nUntil all the Republicans get off work. \n\n#RomneyRyan2012 Its the club girl why you arrive nekket @EliGero sheeple RT @GovGaryJohnson Wasting your vote is voting for somebody that you don't believe in. #bethe5percent http://t.co/CHCGnIOk RT @Christacostand Open at temple Carne asada, pork, chorizo, black bean, and chicken RT @kellihaugh Politics. Politics. Politics. Ok well I'm hungry. #Top10FavoriteAlbums Flobots - Fight with Tools #Top10FavoriteAlbums Cosmic Drama - Weatherbox #Top10FavoriteAlbums American Art - Weatherbox #Top10FavoriteAlbums Try - John Mayer Trio #Top10FavoriteAlbums Briefcase Full of Blues - Blues Brothers #Top10FavoriteAlbums Frengers - Mew #Top10FavoriteAlbums - Second Stage Turbine Blade - Coheed and Cambria You talked in your sleep and you said \"I WISH I WASN\"T HEREEE\" we can survive collapse if we don't get sidetracked... That which creates has power to take it right back. I just wanna watch dexter, homeland, walking dead and such and not do my paper. #3pages2go Snap chizzazle me bitchezz #yolo my name is my tweet one @kellihaugh wait guys.... I did that a few weeks ago and told jaker too! @tayloralexxx who's There is nothing sadder than the regrets of words unsaid http://t.co/fmWHzPcm Life is delicate RT @Colli_flower94 I hate everyone. Instead of calling it butt dialling, its now booty call @whyy_so_SARious don't worry they droppedit after a few episodes seems kinda sad that there's no evidence that I spent most of last night wearing a pharoah's headdress and a proctologist lab coat RT @godbodybrandon intelligent people are seldom happy @ThisIsDaveM yeah dude RT @klemosss I NEED the song started over. Your crying made me miss my favorite PARrrrt @AnthonyGreen I still can't believe they played #bigwillie aka will smith aka get jiggy with it So early RT @HankQuotes I'm looking for a hammer! Do you know what a hammer is? 'Cause that's what I want, a damn hammer! RT @jakeiguess http://t.co/4CVkXAMh the ENTIRE christopher walking \"smooches\" EP is up now! #tortureofundergrads RT @mandmandmand Guys, it's @jakeiguess birthday. I'd rather end up an old bigot than a handsome corpse. I love my wake up mix. How can you go wrong with #BigWillie POWER GLORIOUS POWER #backtothegrind or #backtothegrid? RT @Weerd_Science I'm just being a wise ass. No disrespect girls dressed as hookers. And no disrespect to hookers in general. \"Jesus, I know I'm muslim but...\" #lol Nosebleed nausea train delays wat next RT @HolliGolddd: trick or treat yo self! RT @madinitzky Just another day fillled with casual existential crisis RT @sfliberty Please Raise Prices #hurricanesandy #economics #supplyanddemand http://t.co/jLvRmC7t #sfl #tlot No power. Austin power My throat on fire @emmakatejoyce WHAT IS IT RT @GovChristie: If conditions are not safe on Wednesday for Trick or Treating, I will sign an Executive Order rescheduling #Halloween. RT @Mansionbuyer: These hurricane sandy twitter pages are retarted not funny Well im pretty much just terrified of you in general #subtweet RT @XHurricaneSandy RETWEET IF YO LUCKY ASS STILL GOT POWER Cheers, to my contribution to the increasing entropy and eventual heat death of the universe. RT @dooda1414 Pennsylvania Seltzer RT @JennJacques What if Gangnam Style is actually a rain dance and we have brought this hurricane on ourselves? #Sandy I think the reason we reject human cloning is because we have this silly idea that we are more than skin and bones and blood. #sleeptweet I'm on first watch tonight. Men, prepare your battle stations. The storm is nigh You think I care about your silly service? You're already dead RT @madinitzky Coheeeeed & cambria RT @Meaghan_Farley Mixed signals <<< House keys on shoe strings Wat Trevor I gave up You know a movie sucks when it doesn't make sense Dog looks like a moving bush \"Its not me its you #cliche Rejected by every guy #bella I'm never gonna run right #carmetaphors lol Going arrround .nice bike Poor dad #justtryingtodoright Why is sam half nekked Wow it sucks Live tweeting new moon #teamedward C'mon guys, we all have a Jerry in our lives Lol just noticed I wrote purpose not propose Yes he did!! #benknope God damnit did ben purpose? Eventually everyone smokes their last cigarette. The peoples key Kims dragon RT @ThisIsDaveM: @GovGaryJohnson you sir won the debate tonight. Excellent job, I will be wasting my vote on you on Nov 6. #LiveFree @hannland yeah Sean Mackin, he's one of the two original members left in Yellowcard RT @ThisIsDaveM: Gary Johnson is kicking everyone's ass in this debate @teeHearn Actually the San Francisco is blocking an attempt to have a Helicopter taco delivery system. Government stops cool shit \"The operative word here is defense, not offense.\" #GJ2012 \"The operative word here is defense, not offense.\" Third Party Debate!!! #Election #GaryJohnson2012 I wrote a song today called \"I love myself the most\". It went like this \"When I look in the mirror I see my favorite person\". I'm at Dunkin, Yogi's Back. All is well RT @ehakes: I'm drowning in a sea of textbooks and coffee scotty doesn't knowwwwwwwww. So don't tell scotty! Stephen Colbert making a cameo in the hobbit? #win Whats that I just saw? A platypus? Naw. #subtweet Obama was lookin awfully pale #notfunnybutfunny RT @BigMain12 A dead cat > Obama #AnythingButThisGuyAgain 1 2 3 4 I declare trade war 5 6 7 8 Mormons cannot masturbate The free market is the harshest, most thorough and demanding regulator imaginable. @DerrickSailor watch the 3rd party debate! RT @GovGaryJohnson Even Thor is a Gary Johnson supporter. #johnson2012 http://t.co/ikFSEPYJ Very tired RT @PhillyInquirer Herman Cain: ‘Stupid people are ruining America’ http://t.co/KVHV4.QIw byeee byeee Lil Sebastian You only have one hometown. part time vagrant/ Full time philosopher RT @lemmingsinlove Full time philosopher/ part time vagrant Full time philosopher/ part time vagrant B e d RT @PhillyInquirer True: Obama hasn’t delivered on his 2009 promise to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term. Saw bowman at the gym! @jakeiguess growin out his beard wendy williams you gon blow me up mark bran-dana-quitz LOLOLOL omg leslie you crack me up RT @misadventurous: I'm still awake and I need to be up for school soon. Soon as in 7am. I'm basically going to nap, take a midterm, may ... and at em cowboy (aka I think they gave me the regular coffee and not the decaf) RT @ThisIsDaveM Bring home our troops now. End the failed war on drugs now. Balance our budget now. Marriage equality now. #GaryJohnson2012 Mark my words Bet you didn't think I'd make it this far I DONT KNOW WHAT'S CHANGED BUT I KNOW IT WON'T BE THE SAME RT @kingsleyyy Bitch, I hope you get trapped in a Jumanji board. http://t.co/zeoBOYje Try me Just barely existing 6 pages and one band practice to go Dip dpi pdi pid idp ipd MULTIVAC Lol Skating is awesome RT @PhillyInquirer Biden exaggerated when he said House Republicans cut funding for embassy security by $300M. http://t.co/vjOHKhOH RT @jakeiguess humans are cold Ryan is tearing it up Think of the rivers of blood SEPTA #phillyprobs RT @ashleeyblairr #DescribeYourselfInTwoWords Naked & Crazy Bah humbug How can you kick me out of what is mineeee Ftfy horse shit > Starbucks coffee RT @Mansionbuyer Don't know who's scooter this is in my back yard, guess its mine now. #littlekidatheart give it back RT @melleftwich I wish I had a dollar for everytime mrs sugarman said um\uD83D\uDCB0 Spare me the entropy! Rise rise rise rise rise My mom'serratic last minute behavior is ruining my day http://t.co/m8Rl7jT9 I'll be there every step of the way #afterman At all at all at all Life is short. Don't waste time on prayer Pneumonia is filling me lungs up argg My arm healed! confused about what you should do with your money? Ask a democrat, they have plenty of ideas. tiny little text etched into her neck,\nit said \"jesus lived and died for all your sins.\" Kickinv today off with some weatherbox Dear Centralia, where did the time go? With extra cream and sugar. With extra ( cream and sugar ). English is ambiguous RT @PhillyInquirer Hipsters take note: Thieves are targeting scooters in S. Philly, No. Libs, Old City http://t.co/EZ5DdkEU Physically and mentally tired Insanity and 2.5 hours of sleep #suckstosuck I need to write a zen. RT @lemmingsinlove Everything is relative RT @lemmingsinlove There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. RT @lemmingsinlove Quantify everything RT @lemmingsinlove Icarus you're flying close to the sun. Father Husband Look of a survivor Booored Why is the government's job to fix the economy? @PhillyInquirer safe from who? RT @Meaghan_Farley 10th Amendment hollaaaaa RT @greggutfeld Obama is now like a Best Buy employee trying to sell you something he cannot fully explain. And fuck the republican party today. What happened to classic liberalism Mkay? What's the point of a debate when they're both statists Principled Fuck double shot expressos But I love Booker T and the M.Gs Homeland rocks is awesome but she looks like the skinny guy from superbad got a sex change sigh Sleeper agent rocks Title Phight Doing insanity at 5am Empirical Scratch that I'm tired and dont know what I'm saying. Goodnight! \"Put your breaks on\" - Holli Practice what I preach RT @Colli_flower94 Thinking of cutting my hair shorter.. Opinions? Do it RT @EliGero the middle by jimmy eat world is fucking awesome Woohooo coheed Finally something good. Pumpkin spice coffee #itsmorethanfine Prometheus rocked. I wish I was david. Immortal and logical RT @ThisIsDaveM keeping my fingers crossed that @Coheed plays Three Evils and The Final Cut tomorrow night. @Weerd_Science Otis Reading ladies and gentleman How ya momma now? It's fine Pumpkin Spice Latte: prepare to be judged Welcome to the switch remix Watergate sunglasses subtle but cool I will listen to at least 3 new albums a day RT @Mansionbuyer Man is not free unless government is limited billy and the boingers - track 1 side 1 @HolliGolddd no easter bunny skateboarder spotted 9th and wash waking up is hard to do gary @billy_penn you should interview one of the mods Joe has been blasting GTA liberty city stories radio alll day at work yeah teeth failing out dream Lowen Prise @NothingWest a porch on which to smoke cigars the great god Nick o’ Teen. RT @5ft2chainz: just a thug in need of a daily hug I put a open/closed sign on my desk at work so people don't bother me until I am ready 88 turbo bed warm, universe cold @Team_Rand @reddit hi, moderator over at /r/randpaup the dedicated rand subreddit. please contact if you have questions or anything @RandPaul Would you tell redditors to subscribe to our rand news subreddit https://t.co/Cgp1ASYTRO ?? fake tits sushi taco bell rodeo bed bath and beyond liberty wax lips the alamo band aids las vegas christmas immigrants popeye p0rtland s3nat0r @jakeiguess delete this Ever been to a funeral but not know the deceased? that's me at Ray's right now. #standwithrand #randrally #randpaul #ynot top down don't give a fuck for comparison https://t.co/uKi2Vor57T did #bojack steal the theme music from \"The Middle East\"... listen to the LP ending track \"Mount Morgan End\" - https://t.co/bDNHDn2qjN You can you will you can... King Reason is my king There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare - Sun Tzu Die like a gentleman Jolly good show man. Good show indeed. How to die by the rules Goodnight moon RT @ThisIsDaveM I have always loved Green Day and always will. Nothing like six feet under Will smith Dexter and walking dead? Wahoo So sleepy You couldnt check a mic from me I am King Reason Weight of the world; who cares Nekked Oars It's already all over @ryanissamson yeah keep trying Firefox but keep coming back to chrome Under dogs Pump your breaks Why cant I sleep At night I awake; then I try to fall asleep; but first a haiku. What is there more than England? Ready set go Seriously its a waste School is a giant waste of fucking time. I might as well drop out cause I hate every pointless shitty second tell me why I always strive to be righteous, my version of God. The reason why I never write verses with curses inside Scratch that I'm Here! @GarrettQuinn where! I COULDN'T FIND HIM:( FUCKASS SEPTA RT @NobodyYet Don't have our album?? Listen for FREE on Spotify! Or buy it on iTunes or come to a show and try to steal it you jerks I'm ready to sleep. I'm finally back in data land! Seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark! Just talking about a man; his son calls and informs us he is dead. That puts life in perspective Learning about least squares solution and nonlinear regression lines is actually interesting Ezekiel 25: shut the front door Love when my professor sends an email at 10 p.m. saying that we need to read chapters by tomorrow at 9 a.m. http://t.co/i0eef1Ez meta King Reason is my King RT @PhillyInquirer Queen Elizabeth II's corgi dies, was seen in Olympics opening ceremony James Bond sketch http://t.co/OuGTDFM0 noooooooo Everything is fine It was fine Lawless was good RT @thehellisagenna Fuck I love coffee RT @lemmingsinlove Ship of the line Ship of the line I need something to do New hypothesis Jake is a vampire This cs class makes me question the viability of our species as a whole Barack Obama has continued to change what he promised. Mitt Romney changes depending on who you're talking to. #GaryJohnson2012 #consistent RT @misadventurous Few things make me more uncomfortable than religion does. It's 250 and I'm laying in bed RT @thehellisagenna Fucking love punctual people RT @NietzscheQuotes Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. #Nietzsche Today my professor said Darwin was full of crap. #whatcenturyisthis Kick me out of the tribe #saganism The only home we've ever known That's home, that's us #FreshmanAdvice shut the fuck up nobody likes you #calvincranky #sleeptweeting Gregory Peck Yes I'll accept the charges RT @Bremskeet I hate this part. http://t.co/nhhLAcH8 http://t.co/pkVk4rcT cool Ok Ready set sleep Dying @Meaghan_Farley lol #idontcare Wash 114193\nBolt 311188\nNut 317641 Where the fucks the bus @misadventurous sorry I'm not there to accompany you for lunch. Today I'm really missing the freaking delicious Montco food #dexter #walkingdead hurry up damnit I am love Raft @thehellisagenna montco is fucking awesome God Send Conspirator #sstb Listening to SSTB is always good @Colleennnmarie uh uh uh guys pay attention uh Yeesh this CIS class is a horse shit wasteam of time This starbucks ain't too bad Firest day of classes #nogo Unmotivated about school already RT @hannland LEAVE JESSE ALONE WALTER YOU BULLY #BreakingBad Watching platoon Devils pool today Because it's you in my lungs and I cough you up for days #AmericanArt My nose is channeling the angry spirit of not demons Wake up! @jakeiguess ansa ya fukkin phone you plutocrat weatherbox #rocks NOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT NO IT'S NOT THAT BADDDDDD NOOO IT'S NOT NO IT'S NOT THAT BAD But I spit the bitter taste out #mylawn Have fun at college kids. #fuckoff #getouttamytown #getoffmylawn Pittsburger My alarm never goes off wtf Boat talk Also really tired. How do your guys stay awake #sleepy At temple @jakeiguess apathy leads to suffering #yoda Myyyyy art is not that good art #weatherbox Your attitude is the same arrogant, fearful fundamentalism that fueled the\nhatred of the Crusades\nand the attacks on 9/11/ #BigWillie I changed my mind guys. I want a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo RT @jakeiguess nyquil and every episode of whose line is it anyway that I can find. I'm sick. you're sick. Fuck To bad I'm smoking alone Nice night for cigars #sleeping Weird dreams about kmc and bomb squads and my old house The good news is that I'm going to sleep. The bad news is that I can't listen to weatherbox while sleeping. #cosmidrama Devil's pool RT @wyattayw girls who are prettier without makeup .. all girls Finally spinning my copy of \"Briefcase Full of Blues\" by The Blues Brothers He's a nice guy I am building a raft and it will go down the great Mississippi. Seaking third party to come. Buy in is rated at $750 for initial costs. RT @Mansionbuyer Straight outta compton Fraught Why I gotta sound like y'all sound? That's what's wrong with the rap game right now #BigWillie http://t.co/7UUNSL9z amazing Bowling tonight! http://t.co/NgEG8yoj Slow drag RT @ThisIsDaveM @lemmingsinlove I have beer and cigars. #winning fire pit at dave's the weather today rocks I got a new phone RT @Mike_Janas126 Why do you bring crying babies to fancy restaurants #idontgetit #annoying Poll who is better obomney or err obamney RT @noahjlanders: @hannland Ray Liotta! Hello world Dry like my scalp Im just a sucker for a hot track Switch turn it oover and hit it oh lalala RT @thehellisagenna: When @jakeiguess doesnt answer his fucking phone Ordered my Coheed Tickets today #wohooo RT @Meaghan_Farley @kendallwyeth YYYOOOOLLLLLLOOOOOOOO ✌ Beep bop jibby jelly @chapp_stickk word Weatherbox #rocks @HalfDemon1122 but Obama sucks.... #clairvoyance is not a sex symbol CvBlob rocks! #opencv Guitar lessons with @Mansionbuyer That's home. That's us. Cmon hayek! Diving into \"End The Fed\" by Dr. Paul #maximumliberty #endthefed I don't mind staying and I don't mind going but im so damn tired of a' rowing How do i break it http://t.co/7njEA5h3 RT @ThisIsDaveM: I need a beer and a cigar, but those 2 usually involve friends, and i can't seem to find any of those. Hell fucking no! I exist to be seen to see and be seen, to push my I to the thou Fuck it, I'm becoming a warrior poet. I love sleeping in Just found this old song @sixersfan94 its all in the hips RT @Colleennnmarie: Is it fall yet? #favoritetimeoftheyear RT @terriblethings: Just getting a song ready for mixing that Jon from Balance and Composure helped us sing on. He sounds sooo good! fuck living fuck dying fuck laughing fuck crying. First name greatest last name bowler fuck old school fuck new school. fuck not cool fuck too cool. fuck everything but fuck you the most. Plausible Deniability. Ain't nothing but a dog #FreshPrince #JazzyJeff #imwhite Yyolo SPOILER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE #DarkKnightRises #spoiler 10:50, phone is at 20%. Fuuck Typical cats is jazz sampled rap I like it Recognize when you feel it http://t.co/MfBWv10s Any day now RT @lemmingsinlove A couple of guys were up to no good That's home. That's us. 40 hours a week? weak. Gordon Bok is amazing RT @brownn_sugah: \"Yeah bitch!! Magnets OHHH!\"\n#JessePinkman\n#BreakingBad RT @Meaghan_Farley YÖLÖ @HolliGolddd mew \"No More Stories Are Told Today, I'm Sorry They Washed Away No More Stories, The World Is Grey, I'm Tired, Let's Wash Away\" I'm proud proud proud to be a cow. Enjoying some will smith rap I love sleeping so much more than any other activity LOOK AT HIS FUCKING WEATHERBOX VEST. http://t.co/JgXBtcQe Days like these I'm glad I don't work at seven eleven anymore #FreeSlurpeeDay Italian sausage take 2 Because its you in my lungs and I cough you up for days. @HolliGolddd http://t.co/K5hzevrz so much better Sleep, where quality is greater that quantity #YOLO that john mayer slur >>>>> Just keep me where the light udsd RT @EliGero: FUCK YEAH DJ JAZZY JEFF! I got a woman Maximum Liberty! RT @smasey: atheists don't need the promise of heaven to see the merit of good deeds Willow Grove Nocturnal Whistlers Club Who is dave Morris? I love flexible hours! #barelyawake #goinginlate Spiderman wasn't terrible. You are not a ghost RT @Colleennnmarie Sitting home alone all night. #fml maybe you should hangout with andrew AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE Just wanna see a Portland Senator show :( RT @teeHearn: Every place needs to start selling baja blast, not just taco bell Get these blues off me Only once do you live - Jedi Master Yoda RT @mandmandmand: Do I seem yolo to you? @shawnnamariie TOO MUCH BEIBER Go johnny go go go! Go johnny go First day of summer work my systems gone and lost its mind All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Attendeth my way RT @lemmingsinlove I love Mel leftewich!!!!!! I love Mel leftewich!!!!!! RT @Colleennnmarie: People order our patties NOOOOO NO NO I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT I've thought about it, and I think im finally cool with homosexuals #equality and my heart beating a little to fast ( im unfollowing you bieber bitch Itchy eyes and a running nose. I can't breathe in my house http://t.co/hAhRvJhO #drupaldelphia Well that trip turned out to be good RT @l0nr: I'm so tired and sleepy... fuck it I'm going to bed. Sitting outside with my beach towel and playing in Mias sandbox My name is Jake Detwiler and I am a chronic liar. Its nice this time of day RT @MooseThoughts: What get happened to good conversation, thought provoking books, and ideas worth investing in? RT @terriblethings: We are finally playing shows again: Philly, Brooklyn, NJ & Lancaster. Check our site & the Facebook for det ... There is no fate but what we make Gimmie some loviin http://t.co/15BoG3yl new volume pedal Our imagined self importance Why do I like seltzer? I like the consistent burn in the back of my throat to remind me how useless I am RT @CauseWereDrunk: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Come on baby don't ya wanna goooo RT @lemmingsinlove Fuck carriage returns Fuck carriage returns Enema of the State kicks ass #awesome Pray you're not the only onee Man what are you doing here? Wedding day RT @shawnnamariie: #goodnight http://t.co/YH1HsQAh RT @thehellisagenna: Guys my cap doesnt look weird its just high fashion http://t.co/G8KwZqMA http://t.co/HrMTL8Ld golly I have no quirky tweet about this heated blanket I just got, but here it is: I never thought such a simple thing could change my life. @Rickert29 no fuckin obama ruining prairie home companion @jakeiguess you have been complaining of jaw pain since DTOM... @jakeiguess @LauraSupnik LoL i was gonna say this, I'm glad jake already did. And no eric buying your clothes at 'express' isnt high fashion @sistercityband @jakeiguess crowd funding is for pussies, be a man, ask for donations with no pretense of any results! Tip jar says: help fight sobriety. Ashton's \"Rainy Day\" for this rainy day. Slippers on at work, got my hot tea... the weather: i am dealing with it. TGIBF comforting sounds Maestro! matts kindergarten teacher just did karaoke and did a full split on stage willow inn is better big heads sucks trying to roll start my @Rickert29 if laws prevent murder why are people still murdering eachother @Rickert29 no when 'murder is wrong' is an extreme rhetoric you know that the cognitive dissonance is beyond repair @5ft2chainz brief? Assad not our dictator, we give $$ to anti assad groups, they dismember assad, ISIS takes advantage, now we spend more $$ when they put a veteran on the jumbotron at the hockey game, i don't applaud french throwing their hands up asking 'what did we do' is like all the people in the US wondering why 9/11 happened. Imperialism costs life. say no to war A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!\" - rudyard kipling brown bagging willow grove https://t.co/vCiyK5NDF1 And remember, an elephant never forgets #junglebook RT @l0nr: I need some wine... Makefiles suck. Its okay to make mistakes thats what erasers are for RT @misadventurous: I feel like it looks like I intentionally ditch people, but this week has just been assbutt. RT @Mike_Janas126: Just keep me where the light is #yum \"This guarantee excludes extreme weather conditions, acts of God, and conditions beyond SEPTA's control.\" #fuckSEPTA #fuckSEPTA #fuckSEPTA Everybody has not got a water buffalo http://t.co/8i3ZXfAE georges Custom rom on my captivate #awwyeah That's all Cause the legend of the rent was way past dueeeee On all accounts, we find this man guilty Enjoying some tobacco @Weerd_Science S04 breaking bad is ridiculous and awesome Take two Ashes to ashes, dust to dust My veins are so heavy THE EXCLAMATION POINNNNNT!!!! @WiIIy_Wonka oh you have a twitter account with lots of liberal followers? You must know a lot about economics This guy preaching was saying that the \"deist\" god was interacting #learnyourreligion RT @lemmingsinlove Still roll with the same crew. RT @halfadams: Jawdropping: Suicides among US soldiers outpace number of deaths in combat. http://t.co/l4gfblMN Zzzzzzzz RT @sixersfan94: #YouCantBeaThugIfYourNameIs....Pat Mathews RT @jakeiguess I think I'm safer with my lungs full of smoke Fascists invented clocks andddd snap #fml http://t.co/RPKmgywk Got my book \"The Privatization of Roads & Highways \" by Walter Block! NOOOO ITS NOT THAT BADDDDD NOOOOOO ITS NOOOT NO ITS NOT THAT BAD (it is that bad) http://t.co/kOLcDjr3 too big You can you will you will you can Train train train look at that train go RT @SuccessManBlack: Sweet dollar tea from McDonalds\n\n...I drink that. Time RT @Colleennnmarie: #whosstillup 1505$ That awkward moment when nobody shows up RT @Mansionbuyer: We'll guarentee you a body bag, a medal, or both. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Grad Party eta 3:00 I'm 18 and I feel like I've barely been awake Morp 18 in 2 days. tobacco and pornographic films here I come Pale blue dot EP RT @Meaghan_Farley Next years gonna be so great. Just wait. Fuck I missed my 2000th tweet :( Reading a book on the great depression and watching our government make exactly the same mistakes? Sickening Hoover was a textbook Keynesian and don't anyone tell you otherwise #wishihadanapushdebate #teamrocket is blasting off again RT @lemmingsinlove #snoozeorloose #snoozeorloose Better check my pride / things are starting to slide At the end of the game, the pawns and the kings go in the same box #yolo #palebluedot die with your mask on if you've got to. Sorrowww sorrow sorrow! Getting used to #macs RT @clairvoyancesux Clairvoyance has a show on 05/30/2012 at 05:30 PM @ Abington Art... in Jenkintown, PA http://t.co/JwnpUsa4 #concert RT @Mike_Janas126: Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the jailhouse rock I love less than signs <<<<<<<<<<<<<< I want a guitar and a nice amp Do you yolo? Yeah I yolo What storm #deepsleep Whispers across the room. \"Goodnight \" @chapp_stickk K Being groped yuup Thaddeus @baumthreat18 like? @baumthreat18 ocarina of thyme? Hello strange Men in bleck Anyway the wind blows Still roll with the same crew. #yolo http://t.co/QLAnME7o A couple of guys were up to no good I have reverse insomnia btw Rumple Foreskin RT @Colleennnmarie: Red lion! Were playing #scrabble not twitter Retrospectacles btw got accepted to temple Improved processing time for a 20 set from 140 hours to less than 5. I kick ass #cliche tweet about high school being the best 4 years of my life I call it messing with the kid #hot Seriously bad programming practices over here DESSTROY IT'S BRAINSS i'm pretty sure i'm taking my footballs BACK QUIET RIDE YOU GERIATRIC ASS HATS IT'S THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING QUIET CAR. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR COLONOSCOPY I WANT TO RELAX I just want to dream my life away The only home we've ever know I listen to that clip every night now http://t.co/LRuKSNNJ cheese Mixed bag Bad software just stresses me out RT @Mansionbuyer: 6 months Sleep doesn't do it justice Our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light I'm so far away mentally from those kids on school trips and graduation. RT @HolliGolddd: hot tub time :) :) :) Is Marla even real? Everyone's sorry RT @Colleennnmarie: I'll hold your hand but we might not make it back #franconis Its irrelevant. @Meaghan_Farley #yolo My desk #work http://t.co/3Gx2N7AU A little bit of Malta never hurt a fly Goodness Glacier Feeling great If you go to Upper Moreland, you're gonna have a bad time RT @Mike_Janas126: After 6 hard months, all the hard work has been worth it #cleared #fucksepta RT @Mansionbuyer: The world would be alot better place if everyone learned how to shut the fuck up I wish i could write songs like #clairvoyance Anyone who's anyone YOU HAVE COST ME EVERYTHING AND SO MUCH MORE #americanart RT @ThisIsDaveM: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Nothing to do Icarus you're flying close to the sun. Apathetic snail #yolo @jakeiguess #narcolepsy Happy 21st @ThisIsDaveM @l0nr get a used T61 @l0nr and that's why I can't stand glossy screens. Thinkpad ftw @HolliGolddd talking to other men on twitter? Were DEFINITELY going to therapy :P #ow Owwww my ears fucking hurt like hell Talking here and there and ill loose my sleep wishing we both didn't abandon it RT @HolliGolddd: Done done and done. RT @Colleennnmarie: Omg #awkward Done Distant past in my dreams kmc RT @Colleennnmarie: I want to do something productive today. YOU MUST SPEND TIME ALONEEEEE ALONEEE ALONE TO COMPREHEND YOU MUST SPEND TIME ALONE TO BEEE TOGETHER YOU MUST SPEND TIME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEERR I've got a planet packed with proof RT @Mike_Janas126: My bed isn't letting me get up #comfybedproblems You call them units, I call them People! @Mansionbuyer I just cant wait to be king !!!!!!! because your apologies mean nothing to me Now I'm just staring at the moon. Like there's nothing wrong nothing wrong at all you don't know you weren't there #nam RT @HolliGolddd: finals need to end now. #MostHatedDeathInAMovie Dobby :( I should have found a better half in you RT @Colleennnmarie: Exhausted. Mandarin Garden #delicious #InMiddleSchool we had those sweet ass slushies and delicious cookies. run like hell run like hell I can't believe they're coming for me. run like hell run like hell maybe i'm not who you thought i'd be What if I could have found a better half here in you Here in the cold of your lies. Since February it's been about salvaging anything that's left. RT @kendallwyeth: This will be No Sleep Week #losingit #justkeepswimming Weeee RT @ThisIsDaveM: Oh well, my true friends stuck around after high school, and still keep in touch today. I'm thankful for those people. Reading Mao Tsetung lament. Imploring imploding regretting hoping changing lying cheating stealing writing writing writing trying to find meaning. Until then. RT @Colleennnmarie: Really want some iced coffee, who wants to go to Dunkin donuts with meeee Good old war canceled wahh Prep for Saturday. Basements a wreck RT @Colleennnmarie: Whale. RT @ThisIsDaveM: If I had my way I'd crush your face in the door. #ThisIsTheFinalCut Dear newo ikkin. What if I told you I never signed the social contract? Quantify everything RT @Mike_Janas126: There was just a huge turkey in my backyard #wtf ??? Sleep tight, my love RT @AnthonyGreen: Can't sleep. I want to write and share more music than I'm physically and mentally capable of producing. mind goes to ... rocking out to Alestorm. suck it bitches. I realized today, on this day, oh the irony, I don't even miss you at all. Whoooaoa sooooo wooohooo I always think about ridiculous scenarios that will never happen Hot diggity damn Err go flyers! All that copper glowing fine. RT @Colleennnmarie: Nostalgic today. RT @Mansionbuyer: The city of brotherly love? More like the city of brother watch your back @robxu9 lol yes Borg Definitely have enough material. Now just need gigs @thisisdavem i certainly didn't know heh err trying to jam so come on over. yes that means you @cspada18 yo dude are you busy today? I'm trying to jam with some people Sunlight over me no matter what I do. RT @lemmingsinlove I don't know what's changed but I know it won't be the same THERAPY CAN YOU PLEASE FILL THE VOID? Take a look in a book Next year in Jerusalem @Mike_Janas126 How is this night different from all other nights? Funny hats. #tired Sucks. Kurt Cobain 8 hours I tried to cut a deal with the devil but he said my credit rating wasn't high enough. Reset Sleep draws me Have nit eaten all day Ima retweet you till you get annoyed and talk to me RT @Colleennnmarie: Why are you the most annoying person ever ahhhh The hunger games is an educational film about fat kids and now after some thinking, I'd say I'd rather be, a functioning cog in some great machinery, serving something beyond me. RT @prttybitchprob: i'm honest. i say whatever is on my mind. if you can't handle that then fuck off. I'm all dressed up with no place to go. The night drawstring slips so gently. Close it now and take your toll slip, ill count the dues on the other side. Cube RT @HolliGolddd: Today is going to be a good day. But I know it won't be the sameeeeee SOS RT @HolliGolddd: Good thing it'll probably take me three hours to fall asleep. Just you and me, oh we'll travel round the world, just you and me punk rock girl. One day I took a walk to zipperhead. I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead. Retrospectacles Selfish, selfless? RT @hannland: Every time someone talks to me about people from high school, I really have to suppress the urge to moan \"Whooo caaaaaaaaa ... @kendallwyeth Vader... @Mike_Janas126 tell her for me! I dont need to justify my sleep patterns mom. Slime RT @ReelBigFish: Yes it's true, right now we are recording a new album of newly written, original songs by RBF! Should be out for our Su ... That's some bad hat harry @thisisdavem also when I play smash I always lean go Dodge hits as if I was actually dodging them You are rock I am made of wire I'm alone in the darkness n RT @Colleennnmarie: No idea what to do about prom.. \\: That's my name and don't you fucking wear it out. when I sweat it smells like weed. Wat. I enjoyed my spring break. It was good. Thank you to those who spent time with me RT @misadventurous: I want an apartment Ans we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggety ass fleet. HORAH @thehellisagenna heh the nail I'm so glad you chose me. I just want to crawl up in bed and sleep ashes to ashes. dust to dust. Shit I'm reading Thomas Jefferson and listening to my old mix tapes from middle school. Fuck yes. Shoot to thrill Come on we can talk about this, have a latte! RT @Mansionbuyer Still saying thank you after you sneeze even though nobody around you said bless you Qeykfwk @misadventurous libertarians love womenz I've got the internal clock of a wildebeest on summer vacation. Crocs? Check RT @HolliGolddd: it feels amazing to be able to wear flip flops again. Shipping container RT @mandmandmand: I don't know what's changed but I know it won't be the same. #shouldabroughtabiggeramp And I don't mind staying, and I don't mind going but I some damn tired of rowing i have a working theory that global warming is really a plot by convertible drivers to extend the top down season \"the tobacco parliament\" i up voted today and car inspected +1 Remember: your vote does not count. of the people i voted last year not one was in the records. no record of write in candidate lotta fagina @wordsbykelli no writing this obit like https://t.co/e4DgPNd7oV here's my first poll for j-dets birthday Another year another inflammitory 9/11 status passed up. Next year folks, that's when it won't be too soon! No Justice for Mitochondria! The original oppressed and enslaved! Free #mitochondria result based morality l o l I'll take \"Nature is inherently capitalist\" for 600 @jakeiguess thank mr skeletal i am spooky for the whole yesr. good bones and calcium go to whoever re tweets this in 4 seconds. doot doot \"oh im up early and have the whole day in front of me to be productive! \" nah RT @anamericangod: if you die in halloweentown, you die in real life star bucks lady thinks my name is Juan RT @TheJRJohnson: @holtscigar has been around since 1898. Here's a picture of our Hill Valley location next to the Town… https://t.co/dYKlL… saab life yoooo #feelthebarn \n\nhttps://t.co/ZVjjOGt1eo 'Comes meus fuit in illo miserrimo tempore' cowerkers hazing me at rays im sooo fuckin drunk to many specials 48 hour liberty petty concerns: parking tickets, breakfast specials cool people closer to me than rays? plus i got a free beer?not bad.... @ConniesRicRac Making fun of Steve Jordan and Pino Palladino? See how long I'll be your bass player. http://t.co/pBqT5BoO huh RT @thisisdavem: I just wish people would do a little research before believing a 30 min propaganda video. Don't get scammed. So tired Locked up Stop wasting time guys. @robxu9 SNOW WHERE RT @misadventurous: I love Alan Rickman RT @KenzOfficial: \"no drinking, sex or bouncing in the moon bounce or pole dancing\" @jakeiguess slow burner? Something is wrong with me:( These dreams reveal alternate realities. Fuck. RT @Colleennnmarie: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing.. I know RT @Colleennnmarie \"what is runescape?\" \"online porn.\" Though you know so few words. Don't let down RT @HolliGolddd: driving alone is weird. it's almost as sad as people eating alone. i talk to myself the whole time... Pink Floyd bringing it together. Nice RT @lemmingsinlove They said I could become anything so I became god. If anything I'm Deist. Cant sleep I feel gross I am barely moving. So hungry It'd be quite nice to leave here, it'd be quite nice to go. @jakeiguess from fear through the eyes of madness ... #freshair Fukk No Brad why even go Sleep zombies Star Cecil. #throwback Out to eat #hungry Sick :( Watch it all burn away I don't know what's changed but I know it won't be the same 95 on Political Science paper, 96 on Microeconomics paper! Red leader standing by. I've been thinking lately I'm gonna go, pull a non stop Walden by thoreau. Don't you know? Until you decide to wake up OJ.ni Woop woop weeb \"The gloves are off, God.\" \"God has taken my bird and my bush.\" \"God is a mean child with a magnifying glass.\" \"Smite me, O mighty smiter!\" @HolliGolddd Couldn't sleep. watched real steel. OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZINGGGG. Fucking chipolte is delicious Out of my mind. RT @HolliGolddd: This week is just bad. It needs to end right now. I hate these questions because they invalidate my existence. Good morning sunshine awake when the sun hits the sky. @tayloralexxx Madonna is the original GaGa. Great show #dasvader @Weerd_Science not feeling old? Jurassic park came out 19 years ago. #SSTB all the way RT @Meaghan_Farley Bon Iver. Bon Iver. Bon Iver. Bon Iver. I've been focusing on breathing a lot lately. It's rather important I think. Briefcase Full of Blues. things stay the same if no one knows. RT @Colleennnmarie: Today is just an overall boring day. Just wanna practice this century :| This Political Science book is utter horse shit. It's hilariously biased. They stretch anything that isn't mainstay politics as an evil. This prof bugs me #SSTB Enema of the State is one of my favorite all time albums. Especially in the spring @summerofthehat probably getting ready to beat some protesters When I got up this morning Sigmund Freud was still in medical school. You have cost me everything and so much more. Fuck you. @septa the 95 is 35 Minutes late. FUCK YOU. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? If anything, I'm a Deist. @jakeiguess another missed phone call. It's worthless. White house green roof Serial killer via twitter It all comes full circle. Then stop. Your Smooth Skin Wopwoopwooop Listening to clairvoyance at work No more stories is such a good album. Totally rediscovering it again Holy crap good movie Irrational religion at its finest. Throw my rational suggestion away Very tired, I want to sleep. I'll be in the back of class, head down as I sleep. As I sleep \"Why'd you gotta spit on my car kid?\" You just cut me off in a pedestrian walk zone sir. RT @Colleennnmarie: This class is a joke. Fuck my phone fuck it. The Fucking alarm doesnt ever work RT @phillydotcom: BREAKING: Etta James has died http://t.co/e4thORVr Check back with http://t.co/nweKjiNx for more details Falling asleep Prof is a no show. I haf a dream about rock climbing. Fucking terrifying RT @AnthonyGreen: Thank you all for supporting me and my family in one way or another. http://t.co/63ftVm2d AG is so cute I watched the east coast loose its charm. @jakeiguess no last hurrah? Till next time Skeeball bitches #worstboyfriendever #worsttexter And all we found was montco They said I could become anything so I became god. @kenzcarroll indeed! @kenzcarroll guarantee. don't worry nobody ever spells it right. So glad to finally hear the recorded versions of @AnthonyGreen songs. Hearing them at shows and not having them was killing me Too cold to walk to work, someone drive me! I look down upon my city and see nothing but trees. \"In the year 2006, the music today known as the blues will exist only in the classical records department at your local library.\" Was that you waving? @Colleennnmarie @OhHiGreg just think of it as a 13 dollar ticket and a free cd RT @thisisdavem: Got tickets for @AnthonyGreen at @sirenrecords next Monday night! So subtle, so right Do something with you child He's moving to California and never coming back. Cant wait to see @HolliGolddd Haircut :-) Starting 5pm, jamming at my crib. Come one come all RT @MyLifeIsLeah: Girls these days seem to have extreme wardrobes, either they look like a bum or are too over dressed. Ever heardof #je ... Cause I won't be coming home when you get this, I'll be dead. @Mike_Janas126 RT @FreddyAmazin Typical ping pong game: 5% playing, 95% chasing the ball around the room... Laying? It's called sitting style. Twitter its time for a break again. RT @Meaghan_Farley Every time I go in Facebook I remember why I got a Twitter. Hundreds of empty rooms and severed connections. broken ties and lost friendships. It's all nothing now. I am empty and I am clean. I feel empty and clean. yet dirty. I look up and am surprised to not see my own face but a thousand. A different face for each path. @jakeiguess amen @Colleennnmarie :((( @Colleennnmarie what happened with drexel? Void RT @hannland: New Years pawty :) just because the rap is Christian doesn't make it good rap @jakeiguess why aren't we drinking right now? Literally sitting here playing dodgeball soothing almost With uncertainty, the swamp monster speaks, its been four weeks, he's hungry @jakeiguess Im staying up all night quietly singing grown old to myself There's something about the way that she looked at me when I was leaving seeing the look in your eyes Tired. Dexter Like this cracked glass RT @mandmandmand: If you give someone a label maker for christmas, expect to find everything they own labeled. Even their mom's cigarettes. @Mike_Janas126 Mandarin? RT @mellibelli22: #winning oh wait I'm in last place Wort wort wort arrrrgh! Sleeping problem cold @OhHiGreg still here? @OhHiGreg on my way! @OhHiGreg yessir what time? Hey Greg I still need the EP. Can I still get one? @OhHiGreg Can't buy underwear, balls dont fit. Yaaaaawhh RT @OhHiGreg It's just as bad if it never leaves your head RT @MyLifeIsLeah: No other street's luminaries compare to school house lanes. @Colleennnmarie holy shit avoid Macy's at all costs lol It's 1:30 and I am wired. Woooop RT @Mike_Janas126: Chinese for hanukkah dinner #traditionaljewishmeal I'm so ashamed Working from home RT @mandmandmand: Everytime I'm in Siren I pray I run into @anthonygreen I got friends who like me cause I got lots of dope. What am I? What have I combined? Retweetin' dumb shit for days RT @AnthonyGreen: family holiday party tonight. me and james are in matching elf suits . @MyLifeIsLeah do work! RT @mellibelli22: STD- stop the drama #Senior12Prblms @Senior12Prblms Fern Gully bitches New meme \"unhappy girlfriend\" complains when you don't have work, complains that you are too busy working when you get a job There is no fate but what we make for ourselves. Time to disconnect my braaain Sweet Home Chicago! RT @mandmandmand: @AnthonyGreen I'm craving a show. Make January come sooner please. RT @lemmingsinlove I? I am a monument to all of your sin. RT @Colleennnmarie: Another night of sitting in my house. Alone. RT @AnthonyGreen: retweet to win one of the #BeautifulThings pre-order bundles: http://t.co/W9zxTy3U #AllIWantForXmas @RovertRolyat think about all the shitty sequels to all the awesome movies you know. Trust me, you think you want a sequel, but you don't @mandmandmand in willow grove? Check. Beef and Broc is very good, even though I'm in the Chinese Hood. Yo No Weather Today! RT @Snatz24: Fuck\nI\nNever\nActually\nLearned\nShit Simon and Garfunkel lesson and Vietnam in English class, so legit friends Romans hamburgers! @kendallwyeth WHUT DO YOU MEAN? smoking aces Florida is sinking Bibu bonus Nickels all the difference Just overheard someone mentioning a dancing hamburger Guy near York road. damnit Good Old War is too good Dirty dirty dirty QWERTY QWERTY QWERTY Weeee skiing wooop beyooop wooop badup WQooop wooooop wubwubwub Survival is the most important thing. so small @RovertRolyat that's what I said after signs came out. Except goobacks. @OhHiGreg you mother fucking bet I am. Everything is a series of relationships. What are the implications of that? does it make our lives seem worthless? cause and reaction. Everything is relative. X is Y, A is B. 60 seconds in 1 minute and 24 hours a day. Everything is a comparison. Everything is relative. Everything is relative I? I am a monument to all of your sin. You cannot depend on human beings. When I found out it was decaf and cried. Feel Like I missed out on what high school dances had to offer, had a wild night either way And I am dancing I got a Briefcase full of Blues 3 guys 1 night #snowballs T minus 8 hours @jakeiguess watching waterworld again? Ghost Love Score RT @Colleennnmarie: Fuck you septa for being late. Freezing my ass off. SATs tomorrow whut @Mansionbuyer chill? RT @Colleennnmarie: My head is most likely going to explode. I'm lifted by my thrashing strings Beef and Broccoli, lol why are you always unhappy? I heard you got a license to kill I'm green with envy for the month December. At least I was a few years back. 8 hours and 15 minutes of glorious sleep ahead @jakeiguess check ya email comments plz ELECTRIFYING BASS LINE, LITERALLY SHOCKING. owww Pyramid. I tickle you not. Like a star that explodes I see everything happening as if it is in real time but it's all in my distant past. @Snatz24 there is a leaf blowing army at montco R14 OPEN UP RT @thisisdavem: i'm sick and tired of being... sick and tired. My new blankets are so warm I have trouble waking up Gigante! http://t.co/TnikvHMD \"Just because the fuckers got a library card doesn't make him Yoda\" Corn paddling fo' days I hate inspiration twitter accounts, I hate the notebook quotes, I hate the concepts they spout. I hate girls who retweet them. I hate you. Fulfilling my destiny one Burger suit at a time. Hamburger helper. RT @mandmandmand: So much dubstep at this party @thisisdavem einhorn or finkle? For the birds it cant be :( http://t.co/y1MbgTlg in the studio Friday night? Bundled up and ready to destroy the galaxy. Why do we feel so alone even with company? one thousand five hundred ninety one tweets later and I am no closer to the truth. Woop http://t.co/JavQGbhp no it won't be long You were right @jakeiguess, first day of work is the best track on Avalon its been a long long long long time. All is well that ends well. Just letting my fans know, I'm still alive and paddling the corn \"It took them 90 minutes to put out the Ewok fuelled inferno, by which time the entire collection had been charred like Anakin Skywalker\" I may look like a man, but I'm paper thin Make sure all the mother fucking boys know, she loves me sooooooo Away we go Machine Gun thoughts rapid fire sorrow slow motion cycles and a ship docked in Boston harbor. 243 and going strong. 250 new tweets and I haven't read a single one. I have two mindsets. I am worth nothing, or I am worth everything. The sun is already burned out. What is time? Relativity? This to that? I suppose Terra Nova is worthless. RT @Coheed: Welcome home, buddy. http://t.co/1EFgRU5r @Weerd_Science is going to have some sweet grooves on this album forgive me, Twitter. This constant headache is stifling my existence.