DEAD MEN ▲

After reaching out to local journalists, politicians and law enforcement officials with no result, I am forced to take this issue to the public.

I first noticed over a year ago, in fact it was during the handling of the Pope-pocolypse disaster for the city that I formed what was a first a hunch, then later a theory, and then a startling conspiracy theory to the highest levels of the city government.

Mayor Jim Kenney is in fact former mayor and disgraced public official Mayor Nutter.

I repeat: Mayor Nutter, in a desperate bid to hold onto his vestiges of power, has undergone a Michael-Jackson like surgery and is now masquerading as a politician that was killed by Mayor Nutter and his cronies.

Ask yourself this: Have you ever seen Mayor Kenney in person? of course not, he only attends carefully selected events and fundraisers in which he raises money under this new name.

Ask yourself this: Have you ever seen Mayor Kenney and former disgraced public official Mayor Nutter in the same room? Of course not.

I am currently working on hard evicidnece that long time local 98 leader, Johnny Doc has been replaced by Nutter as well using advanced make up, laser hair growth and a series of bad wigs.